002 :: Audio

[allthingsdarkandcold]

God of all things dark and cold. Yay Hod.

[Is that a bit of a Kiwi accent there? Why yes there is.]

God of all things dark and cold. Yay Hod.

Shut up.

God of all things dark and cold. Yay Hod. [With repetition the manifest lack of enthusiasm to that statement just drills deeper and deeper. Someone's cheering Hod with all the joy of someone getting a root canal.]

God of all things dark and cold. Yay Hod.

Shut the fuck up!

[There's a clatter of things being thrown and a bird's angry squawk.]

God of all things-- [SQUAWK]

Comments

[doeswhathewants]

Because he is personable to those who would befriend him, that goes a long way, I think. The Odin of my world was terrible, you and yours lucked out.

[allthingsdarkandcold]

[He doesn't know how much everyone knows, so he won't reveal his concern that Axl won't be so decent once he's really Odin.]

That's us, all kinds of lucky. Are you some kind of god, too?

[doeswhathewants]

Loki. Son of Odin, brother of Thor, though I've heard that is a bit different than in your world.

[allthingsdarkandcold]

A bit. Loki's my father-in-law and a total cock.

[doeswhathewants]

He was quite the villain in my world. Then he died and here I am.

You're really married to Hela? Does she have a hat obsession in your world, too?

[allthingsdarkandcold]

No, she has a bunch of emos to follow her around.

[doeswhathewants]

Which. Oddly, makes sense.

[allthingsdarkandcold]

It does. What's this about hats?

[doeswhathewants]

She has hats. Lots of them. Really weird ones.

[allthingsdarkandcold]

That's not Eva. [She'd probably like some skull-themed hat type thing. Maybe when he gets home... if he doesn't kill her first or she him.]

[doeswhathewants]

So, God of All Things Dark and Cold. Just how cold can you make things?

[allthingsdarkandcold]

Cold enough.

[doeswhathewants]

Frozen lake ice skating cold?

[allthingsdarkandcold]

I've never tried to freeze that much.

[doeswhathewants]

There's always a first time.

[allthingsdarkandcold]

Spoken like Loki.

[doeswhathewants]

Possibly. But a Loki promoting power for the end purpose of ice skating rather than something nefarious. Ought not innocuous pursuits be encouraged?

[allthingsdarkandcold]

Just go to Xanadu. I hear it snows there all year.

[doeswhathewants]

Not nearly as fun as watching someone freeze a lake.

[allthingsdarkandcold]

I could freeze your heart in your chest, would that be fun?

[doeswhathewants]

Frost giant. I don't think that would work. [Just looking at you.] Also, overreaction.

[allthingsdarkandcold]

You're a short giant.

[doeswhathewants]

Must be the Aesir half.

[allthingsdarkandcold]

That just makes me think of a great dane shagging a chihuahua.

[doeswhathewants]

As though I needed more reasons to be scarred for life.