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poly_chromatic2012-12-17 02:21 pm
studmuffin) wrote in poly_chromatic2012-12-17 02:21 pm
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Stop, stop --. [ There's a bird sitting on the hood of Stiles' jeep. The boy who owns it is currently trying to wave the thing off with his bag full of groceries. ] Please be quiet, c'mon, just quit it.
[ The birds wings ruffle but it doesn't take off, just opens it's beak to speak in a voice that is exactly Stiles, couldn't be anyone else's. ] His ass is amazing. That should be why they tell you not to go into the woods. But he has these teeth too and usually that means being eaten and not in a fun, sexy way.
No no no no. Stop talking, stop right this instant. [ Panicking. ] I was cursed, it doesn't count, it was totally a curse.
[ Of course, the only way this could be worse is if his device was broadcasting to the whole City ]
... I'm just going to go kill myself now.
[ The birds wings ruffle but it doesn't take off, just opens it's beak to speak in a voice that is exactly Stiles, couldn't be anyone else's. ] His ass is amazing. That should be why they tell you not to go into the woods. But he has these teeth too and usually that means being eaten and not in a fun, sexy way.
No no no no. Stop talking, stop right this instant. [ Panicking. ] I was cursed, it doesn't count, it was totally a curse.
[ Of course, the only way this could be worse is if his device was broadcasting to the whole City ]
... I'm just going to go kill myself now.
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[ Dropping his device. ]
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So, do you need three guesses?
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No seriously. Woah.
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I mean, ah. Fuck.
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