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[studmuffin]

Stop, stop --. [ There's a bird sitting on the hood of Stiles' jeep. The boy who owns it is currently trying to wave the thing off with his bag full of groceries. ] Please be quiet, c'mon, just quit it.

[ The birds wings ruffle but it doesn't take off, just opens it's beak to speak in a voice that is exactly Stiles, couldn't be anyone else's. ] His ass is amazing. That should be why they tell you not to go into the woods. But he has these teeth too and usually that means being eaten and not in a fun, sexy way.

No no no no. Stop talking, stop right this instant. [ Panicking. ] I was cursed, it doesn't count, it was totally a curse.

[ Of course, the only way this could be worse is if his device was broadcasting to the whole City ]

... I'm just going to go kill myself now.

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[ Video ]

[studmuffin]

Remember when I said I didn't have a thing for Derek? I think I lied.

[ Stopping at a red light. ] Also I'm pretty sure he kicked me out.

[ Video ]

[bettercallit]

[ He's quiet, digesting it, but he's not really that surprised - he doesn't get what the deal is with Derek, but he's not surprised. ]

My door's always open.

[ Video ]

[studmuffin]

I already drank half your coffee with Natasha earlier.

[ But still - he has nowhere to go and not for the first time since falling into the City, he feels lonely and lost and completely wrong footed. ] I'll be there in five.

[ Video ]

[bettercallit]

It's better than thinking she drank it and expecting a tweaking assassin wandering into my room tonight. [ Because he noticed and wondered. ]

Let yourself in.

[studmuffin]

[ He does ten minutes later, trying to be weirdly quiet about it because he appreciates the hospitality but he doesn't want to disturb anyone. ]

[bettercallit]

[ Clint's sprawled out on one side of the sofa, the television on but the volume low, and he's nursing a bottle of beer, a cold can of soda on the table ready and waiting for him. ]

You've been spending too much time with Tasha.

[studmuffin]

She's cool.

[ He comes over, picks Fury up when he runs to investigate Stiles and lets him nudge at his jaw until Stiles takes one of the arm chairs. ] I mean, kind of intense, but cool.

[bettercallit]

In that terrifying kinda way, sure.

[ He nudges the can toward him, shifts to look at him from a better angle. ] Good thing about this one, she can't tell stories, 'cause we don't share the same history.

[studmuffin]

That must suck though, right?

[ Popping the tab. ] Knowing and not knowing.

[bettercallit]

Yeah. It's her, but it's not. Still, experienced worse head-fucks.

[ Eyeing him. ] Good try at changing the subject.

[studmuffin]

[ Burying his face in Fury's fur. ]

It's not even worth talking about.

[bettercallit]

Spit it out. If you're sticking around here, you're not moping. It'll bring the cheerful atmosphere down a notch.

[studmuffin]

What's there to spill? Derek heard the bird and kicked me out. End of story.

[bettercallit]

Just like that, no explanation? [ He's going to kill him. ]

[studmuffin]

Okay so we argued and then he told me to get out.

[bettercallit]

If you keep telling me all the specifics like this, I might actually get a better picture of what happened.

[studmuffin]

I don't know, man. It's not like Derek actually ever explains his weird issues to me. He just got really quiet about it, and maybe kind of angry.

[bettercallit]

Quiet and angry. [ He takes a minute, hating himself for what it is he's thinking quietly, so he'll build up to it. ] Derek's not an every day kinda guy, is he?

[studmuffin]

Nope.

[ Fiddling with the ring pull on his can. ] He's kind of ... I don't know. He's crazy.

[bettercallit]

Yeah, it hadn't slipped my notice. The guy's got anger issues that'd put Banner to shame.

He dangerous?

[studmuffin]

No.

[ Yes. So very much yes. ]

He wouldn't, I mean the guys a douchebag but usually he's putting himself between me and other stuff.

[bettercallit]

Let's rephrase. Does he think he's dangerous?

[ He's going to try to not think about Stiles being in dangerous situations beyond Derek himself. For now. ]

[studmuffin]

[ Stiles needs to lie. He needs to because Derek would kill him if he knew he wasn't covering their tracks. But Stiles doesn't have Scott here and he's floundering. He needs someone to help him out. ]

Yeah.

[bettercallit]

[ He watches Stiles for a long moment, taking a drink of his beer, and he already hates himself for this. ]

Well, putting the pieces together, it kinda seems like the guy's trying to protect you. Get too close to someone like that and they push you back twice as far.

[studmuffin]

I think I preferred the belief that he was using me to get to Scott. [ Fury butts up against Stiles hand when he stops petting him. ]

At least then I didn't have to try and guess what his deal was.