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[studmuffin]

Stop, stop --. [ There's a bird sitting on the hood of Stiles' jeep. The boy who owns it is currently trying to wave the thing off with his bag full of groceries. ] Please be quiet, c'mon, just quit it.

[ The birds wings ruffle but it doesn't take off, just opens it's beak to speak in a voice that is exactly Stiles, couldn't be anyone else's. ] His ass is amazing. That should be why they tell you not to go into the woods. But he has these teeth too and usually that means being eaten and not in a fun, sexy way.

No no no no. Stop talking, stop right this instant. [ Panicking. ] I was cursed, it doesn't count, it was totally a curse.

[ Of course, the only way this could be worse is if his device was broadcasting to the whole City ]

... I'm just going to go kill myself now.

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[brobeforehos]

I mean, as in his family?

...why, is there a species? [Look, she's met weirder people.]

[studmuffin]

No, nope, no species.

[ Downing pretty much half of his glass before pulling a face. ] Oh. My. God. What is that? Is that like drain cleaner? [ Then hugging his glass. ] I don't care what it is it's going to get me through the night.

[brobeforehos]

Don't call my gin and tonics drain cleaners just because they're not a bottle of Budweiser. [You tit.]

It's a classy drink.

[studmuffin]

And you are a classy lady, got it.

[brobeforehos]

Classy in the sense that you drink it like it's lemonade but it hits you like shots of tequila. Anyway, let's go back to the species.

That was suspicious.

[studmuffin]

Let's not go back to the species, let's pretend that didn't happen, let's just keep drinking.

[brobeforehos]

I'm not going to let this go.

[studmuffin]

Look, today already sucks enough. I didn't mean it like anything.

[brobeforehos]

Are you sworn to secret by oath?

[studmuffin]

There is no secret.

[ There is totally a secret. ]

[brobeforehos]

Mmhmm.

[studmuffin]

Let's just pretend we didn't talk about it, yeah?

[brobeforehos]

Mmhmm.

[studmuffin]

Are you going to stop mmhmm-ing me?

[brobeforehos]

Mmhmyes?

[studmuffin]

Ashton, don't play me this way.

[brobeforehos]

Hate the game, not the player.

[studmuffin]

I can hate both the game and the people playing it.

[brobeforehos]

You live with jerks for too long, you start to act like them.

[studmuffin]

A. Which one of us is that directed to? And hey b. Can I steal more alcohol like right now I need to do this properly.

[brobeforehos]

A. Do you actually see me living with anyone right now? And B, yes - there's more stuff in the cupboard, go nuts. Whilst in my supervision. And hey, don't boast the fact that I give teenagers drinks. Not that I have a reputation, but there's an actual City jail and I'd never like to see the inside of it.

[studmuffin]

[ Wandering over to get more booze. ]

I only live there because they're seriously persuasive. I thought I'd y'know, stay in the youth center. [ Pouring gin in to his glass like he saw her do it. ] And also, as long as you keep providing me with this stuff then it doesn't have to get messy.

[brobeforehos]

You're a messy drunk? Not a surprise.

[studmuffin]

I'm a freaking wonderful drunk. [ Barely resisting the urge to stick his tongue out at her. ]

[brobeforehos]

I swear to god...[She laughs a little to herself.] Next you'll tell me the stairs are your enemies. [Jamie did. ;_;]