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[studmuffin]

Stop, stop --. [ There's a bird sitting on the hood of Stiles' jeep. The boy who owns it is currently trying to wave the thing off with his bag full of groceries. ] Please be quiet, c'mon, just quit it.

[ The birds wings ruffle but it doesn't take off, just opens it's beak to speak in a voice that is exactly Stiles, couldn't be anyone else's. ] His ass is amazing. That should be why they tell you not to go into the woods. But he has these teeth too and usually that means being eaten and not in a fun, sexy way.

No no no no. Stop talking, stop right this instant. [ Panicking. ] I was cursed, it doesn't count, it was totally a curse.

[ Of course, the only way this could be worse is if his device was broadcasting to the whole City ]

... I'm just going to go kill myself now.

Comments

audio:

[studmuffin]

Let's just say he'll know and probably actually push me out in front of traffic.

Re: audio:

[charring]

Do you have a place to hide? Does he understand this is a curse?

audio:

[studmuffin]

He'd probably kill me anyway.

[ Because Derek is a jerk. An angry, awful jerk who has no appreciation of his own ass. ]

Re: audio:

[charring]

If you end up City dead, I'm sure someone'd trade for you to live again. But then he'd probably kill you again. Sounds like it'd get boring after a while, though, so some day he might let up.

audio:

[studmuffin]

[ Long pause. ]

Please don't tell me you're a cheerleader. Because your cheer is super lacking.

Re: audio:

[charring]

Ew. Seriously? No. Not a fan of cheerleaders.

I'm sure you'll be fine. Um..[Fine. Have a half-assed cheer.] Go. Fight. Win. Or something.

audio:

[studmuffin]

Gee, thanks.

[ Sarcasm is as sarcasm does, mostly. ] I'm full of pep and spirit now, get me a ball.

Re: audio:

[charring]

You're welcome. If you need a place to hide, stop by the Dragon for a bit.

audio:

[studmuffin]

I don't think tea is what I need.

Re: audio:

[charring]

We do have coffee and food. [She understands, though.]

audio:

[studmuffin]

Does any of the cake have alcohol in it? [ And would she overlook the fact that he is sixteen? ]

Re: audio:

[charring]

Sadly, no. But if it did, I would share.

[That's a yes, she would overlook his age.]

audio:

[studmuffin]

Damn.

[ He's going to have to bribe people again. ] It's a nice offer but I need to be wasted for when Derek finds me.