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[studmuffin]

Stop, stop --. [ There's a bird sitting on the hood of Stiles' jeep. The boy who owns it is currently trying to wave the thing off with his bag full of groceries. ] Please be quiet, c'mon, just quit it.

[ The birds wings ruffle but it doesn't take off, just opens it's beak to speak in a voice that is exactly Stiles, couldn't be anyone else's. ] His ass is amazing. That should be why they tell you not to go into the woods. But he has these teeth too and usually that means being eaten and not in a fun, sexy way.

No no no no. Stop talking, stop right this instant. [ Panicking. ] I was cursed, it doesn't count, it was totally a curse.

[ Of course, the only way this could be worse is if his device was broadcasting to the whole City ]

... I'm just going to go kill myself now.

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[justamessenger]

If he's got as great an ass as you say the chances are he's aware to many people.

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[studmuffin]

Home sweet home.

[ Still awkward. ] Please tell me there is actually alcohol in here and you haven't lured me here under false pretenses. I know I'm pretty but I'm not doing the makeup thing again.

[studmuffin]

[ Evading. ]

Maybe it won't come to that.

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[theassassin]

The leather might have his balls in a twist.

[What? It's true. And it's also, delivered so smoothly deadpan. Since you know, she's thinking leather pants.]

Don't worry about me, if I decided to go check things out, I can handle myself.

[She fights hard with Wolverine, how bad could a werewolf be?]

Ah.. his name is Derek then? Because, I met Issac and he mentioned... being...I guess bullied by some guy named Derek. [Siips from her mug.] I offered to help teach him a few tricks.

[brobeforehos]

[She wonders if he means it. She meant it. She's been needing a housemate for a while, let's be honest, and if anyone'd make a good one, it would be Stiles, who keeps on reminding her of Jamie.

She's an emotional masochist.] I'd never lie about alcohol. And parties. Those are the two things I never lie about. Come on in, pretty boy.

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[studmuffin]

[ Choking at the mention of Derek and balls and no he's not thinking about it. ]

Derek's tough love. [ Being an alpha has nothing to do with it, he's always been like that. ] I mean he spent like forever pushing me into stuff when we first met.

[studmuffin]

He's kind of weird about attention.

[studmuffin]

[ Entering. ]

Nice place you've got here.

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[theassassin]

[That totally wasn't intentional.

Okay, so maybe it was, and it was pretty funny. She's just going to sit over here and be smug about it, smiling to herself.]

I can understand that. [She really can.]

[justamessenger]

Like not noticing or or not liking it? Is he shy?

[brobeforehos]

[That's what he said.]

I try to keep it cozy. [And messy, most of the times. Although today it just looks cluttered. There are many, many books. Everywhere. She's building a collection, in case Alan ever comes back, he'll have things to read.]

I can sympathize with you on today's curse, you know.

[helsmaiden]

Perhaps it won't. I pray it does not for your sake, friend Stiles.

[studmuffin]

Yeah? Did you have a bird announcing to the world that the guy who likes to shove your head into the steering wheel has a great ass? The only thing that would have made this worse is that if everyone else I knew had been here.

[ Like Jackson. Or Erica. ]

[studmuffin]

Kind of both. He's totally not shy though.

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[studmuffin]

He's not bad, he's just - [ Searching for a word. ] Intense. Kind of hard to get.

[ Hot as hell. ]

[studmuffin]

Um, thanks Leah. Means a lot.

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[theassassin]

[Arching a brow, she pulls her feet up and tucks them under her.]

I know plenty of people like that. [Herself included if we're being honest here.] You just have to know when to use the right kind of... finesse with them.

[justamessenger]

Maybe he just needs to warm to the idea.

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[studmuffin]

The whole Isaac and Derek thing is kind of complicated. [ He holds his coffee up, trying to gesticulate. ]

Kind of big brother, coach thing. Derek sort of adopts strays. Stray kids. And uh - bullies them into being better. At stuff.

[studmuffin]

Maybe he's one of those jerks who don't know how hot they are.

[justamessenger]

You could put a lot of mirrors around him everywhere until he clues in.

[studmuffin]

He'd smash them.

[justamessenger]

Wow. That sounds healthy.

[studmuffin]

Despite the epic nature of his ass, Derek has a lot of issues.

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[theassassin]

[She knows all about adopting strays... She sort of lives with a guy who does that.

Hell, she was a stray once herself.]

He should be careful, one day the strays might be the ones doing the bullying.