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[lupusalpha]

What-

[There's an angry moo and stamping, and then a growl, but more stamping]

What is going on?

[Derek has in fact been treed by a herd of cows]

Comments

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[lupusalpha]

Because they're cows-

Also, shut up.

Private;

[studmuffin]

[ Oops? ]

Maybe I just meant uh - that you were lumberjack-y.

Private;

[lupusalpha]

How is it that the entire town didn't know what Scott is?

Private;

[studmuffin]

Lycanthropy is a lot like puberty. Hard to tell.

Private;

[lupusalpha]

You're such idiots.

Private;

[studmuffin]

Just me and Scott? Or the entirety of Beacon Hills?

Private;

[lupusalpha]

Mostly you and Scott.

Private;

[studmuffin]

It's not like there's a handbook, dude.

Private;

[lupusalpha]

I was right there.

Private;

[studmuffin]

Are we talking about the times that you spent lurking in the woods and threatening us because that doesn't really fill a person with warm and fuzzy feelings.

Private;

[lupusalpha]

I didn't need to be warm and fuzzy, I needed to keep him alive.

Private;

[studmuffin]

You really need to work on your sales pitch.

Private;

[lupusalpha]

He's a werewolf, Stiles, I wasn't there to hold his hand, I was there to teach him.

Private;

[studmuffin]

[ Huffing. ]

You really think you can growl at people and they just - fall into line.

Private;

[lupusalpha]

I think that Scott should have been willing to listen to me!

Private;

[studmuffin]

He didn't trust you. [ Stiles didn't either. ]

Private;

[lupusalpha]

Yeah, because you two jumped to conclusions about my sister and got me arrested.

Private;

[studmuffin]

[ ... ]

You were a creep in the woods, what did you expect?

Private;

[lupusalpha]

You're such an asshole.

Private;

[studmuffin]

[ Snort. ]

I'm in good company then.

Private;

[lupusalpha]

[A snarl, but no words]

Re: Private;

[studmuffin]

Well, this has been fun. Try not to get trampled.