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[lupusalpha]

What-

[There's an angry moo and stamping, and then a growl, but more stamping]

What is going on?

[Derek has in fact been treed by a herd of cows]

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[studmuffin]

Please don't tell me we're having burgers for dinner.

audio; her uncle's a werewolf, let her know yoooou.

[steleheart]

Did that cow just growl?

[lupusalpha]

Don't tell me that you feel sorry for these things.

audio; noooo werewolf uncles

[lupusalpha]

Cows don't growl.

audio; wait, he's not even her uncle GOD DEREK YOU CONFUSED ME. adopted uncle/future stepfather idk

[steleheart]

Then what did?

[ Suspicious ]

action;

[anatural]

[There's a loud roar, and Naga shoves her way through the crowd of cows. You think she's scared of your horns, bulls? She will eat you for supper.

Even angry cows are prey animals. She's had to fight with a few, but most go running.

She reaches the tree where Derek is and looks up. Oh, hey there, weird friend.]

audio;

[lupusalpha]

A wolf.

action;

[lupusalpha]

[Derek looks down, and makes his way down from the tree to where Naga is]

You saved me from a herd of cows.

[He scratches her behind the ears]

Let's keep this between us, okay?

action;

[anatural]

[She wags her tail and gives him a big lick. It's always nice to see a friend again.

She yelps a little as he inadvertently touches an injury she got from one of the bulls, and nips at his hand.]

action;

[lupusalpha]

[He looks at it and frowns a little, but puts his hand right on the wound, and suddenly black lines of pain are shooting up his arm. It doesn't hurt him, or really heal her, but it'll take her pain away]

That better?

action;

[anatural]

[A creature with higher level thinking skills would have been shocked by the sudden cessation of pain. But Naga is a simple creature -- she's just happy the pain is gone.

She licks him again with great enthusiasm.]

audio;

[steleheart]

You're being hounded by a wolf too?

[studmuffin]

It's not their fault the deities are using them to be all curse-y, right?

[ Voice ]

[bettercallit]

Tell me you didn't just growl at a cow.

action;

[lupusalpha]

Hope they're not bugging you too much.

[He seems unbothered by the kisses, he just keeps scratching her ears]

[lupusalpha]

They're cows.

audio;

[lupusalpha]

Not really.

[ Voice ]

[lupusalpha]

I didn't just growl at a cow.

[ Voice ]

[bettercallit]

[ Amused. ] Liar.

[ Voice ]

[lupusalpha]

If you're not going to believe me, then why the hell did you ask?

[ Voice ]

[bettercallit]

Last time I checked, cows didn't growl. Unless Stark did experiments on 'em, but even he's not that bored.

action;

[anatural]

[Bugging her? Not a bit. She got a good meal out of one of them. She's got leftovers of a kill nearby if you're hungry. :D]

[ Voice ]

[lupusalpha]

Then figure out what did growl on your own time.

action;

[lupusalpha]

[Aw so cute. He looks around, he smells dead cow, no less]

At least one of us got something to eat.

[ Voice ]

[bettercallit]

Not a fan of farm animals?