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[doeswhathewants]

[He's sitting on a cement retaining wall, legs dangling over the edge, a makeshift card table done out of milk crates and a box on the sidewalk below. The phone is propped up on something beside him, filming as Serrure flips through the deck of cards he was just conning people with.]

I don't know why people become so angry over losing. Spoiler alert- it is a trait you mortals share with gods and demons alike.

Or perhaps it is not the losing I do not understand, but the insistence upon returning to lose again after being so frustrated the first time.

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[asofwar]

You reap what you sow.

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[doeswhathewants]

Think on that when next I have my vengeance.

No fair bringing this into our training, by the way.

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[asofwar]

Vengeance? Nay - you have shown me this infernal rainbow cat, and I have made us even for that hour of torture.

Even, Serrure.

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[doeswhathewants]

Then perhaps I'll only pink half your armor.

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[asofwar]

Have you not bestowed that colour upon me once already?

I will continue to be your instructor, Serrure. Think, before you bring war's wrath upon you.



But who am I telling this.

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[doeswhathewants]

But such a color it is for you, Sir. Brings out your ... ah... eyes.

And no fair bringing grudges into training.

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[asofwar]

Using former knowledge to one's advantage is strategy, not a grudge.

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[doeswhathewants]

The goddess of war is petty.

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[asofwar]

What lies.

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[doeswhathewants]

Truths!

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[asofwar]

Exaggerations.

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[doeswhathewants]

Child abuse!

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[asofwar]

Now this you know not to be true.

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[doeswhathewants]

Perhaps a little. [Relents because you're his big Sifster.]

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[asofwar]

I would not ever.

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[doeswhathewants]

I know, a poor jest. Apologies, Sif.

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[asofwar]

Accepted.

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[doeswhathewants]

You are my favorite Sifster.

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[asofwar]

Sifster?

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[doeswhathewants]

It is like a combination of Sif and Sister. Since I consider you as one.

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[asofwar]

You do?

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[doeswhathewants]

Yes.

That is not... offensive, is it?

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[asofwar]

No.

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[asofwar]

Not offensive.

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[asofwar]

Humbling. And strange.