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[doeswhathewants]

[He's sitting on a cement retaining wall, legs dangling over the edge, a makeshift card table done out of milk crates and a box on the sidewalk below. The phone is propped up on something beside him, filming as Serrure flips through the deck of cards he was just conning people with.]

I don't know why people become so angry over losing. Spoiler alert- it is a trait you mortals share with gods and demons alike.

Or perhaps it is not the losing I do not understand, but the insistence upon returning to lose again after being so frustrated the first time.

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[spiderkid]

[ Miles is careful to pull his mask on before replying, ] People tend to get angry when they're cheated out of their money, bro.

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[studmuffin]

Just don't do it to Derek. He's on his period.

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[doeswhathewants]

Cheated? My game is above board.

Besides, if one knows that cheating is the name of the game, why would one be upset when they are thus cheated?

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[doeswhathewants]

Stiles. Men do not have periods.

[spiderkid]

Man, I'm from New York, I know these card games usually aren't 100% legit.

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[studmuffin]

Well, you should tell him that.

[doeswhathewants]

If one is calling shenanigans, one ought to be prepared to back it up.

Are you prepared to back it up, Spiderman 2.0?

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[doeswhathewants]

Would you like me to?

[spiderkid]

I am if I have to, Loki 2.0.

[doeswhathewants]

Then you must play to prove it and to play you must wager.

How about the wager of a favor, Spiderman 2.0?

[spiderkid]

What sort of favor?

[doeswhathewants]

Something done, no questions asked, no objections rendered.

[Smile]

Should you win, you will have the same from me.

[spiderkid]

[ SO MANY DOUBTS. But, if he wins he can stop Loki from scamming people... ]

Okay, I'll bite. [ No pun intended. ]

[doeswhathewants]

[Maybe. Lokis play by their own rules.]

As you like. Come down and I shall set up a game.

[spiderkid]

[ Fifteen or so minutes, once Miles has figured out how to get to where Loki is, and he swoops in on a web line. ]

Alright. Let's do this.

[doeswhathewants]

You looked bigger when we first met. [Maybe being ground level takes away a bit of that mystique.] All right, all right, here's the game. [Loki holds up three cards, a King of Hearts, A Knave of Hearts and a Queen of Hearts.] Find the queen. [And flips the cards over, starting to shuffle them around. He's fast, but not undetectably fast.] The name of the game is find the queen, the queen of hearts, but the queen's a heartbreaker, she's as fickle as luck.

[He stops shuffling and looks at Miles' mask.] Now. Find the queen.

[spiderkid]

[ This should be easy, right, just follow the card as it moves around. Left, center, right, center, right, left, and...

Miles thinks he has it. ]

That one.

[doeswhathewants]

Are you sure? Well, then. [Loki flashes a smile and runs his finger over the back of the card slowly, there's an almost imperceptible flash of green and he's flipping the card over.] Told you she was a heart breaker. [Knave of hearts.]

[spiderkid]

[ What was that? A trick of the light? ]

No, but... I was sure it was there. You did something.

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[studmuffin]

He'd probably kill me, so maybe not.

[doeswhathewants]

I won, that's what I did. [A Cheshire grin.]

[spiderkid]

You better not be playing me.

But fine. You win.

[doeswhathewants]

Would I do that?

[A half bow.] I accept your defeat.

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[doeswhathewants]

Oh, well then, I must do it now.

[spiderkid]

I dunno. Would Loki 2.0, Loki the good guy cheat people at cards?

One favor. No questions asked. 'Cept I'm not doing anything like killing somebody for you.