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[doeswhathewants]

[He's sitting on a cement retaining wall, legs dangling over the edge, a makeshift card table done out of milk crates and a box on the sidewalk below. The phone is propped up on something beside him, filming as Serrure flips through the deck of cards he was just conning people with.]

I don't know why people become so angry over losing. Spoiler alert- it is a trait you mortals share with gods and demons alike.

Or perhaps it is not the losing I do not understand, but the insistence upon returning to lose again after being so frustrated the first time.

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[doeswhathewants]

Stiles. Men do not have periods.

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[studmuffin]

Well, you should tell him that.

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[doeswhathewants]

Would you like me to?

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[studmuffin]

He'd probably kill me, so maybe not.

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[doeswhathewants]

Oh, well then, I must do it now.

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[studmuffin]

Dude, no.

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[doeswhathewants]

Do let me know what happens.

Assuming your fingers remain in tact to dial.

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[studmuffin]

You are a terrible, terrible person.

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[doeswhathewants]

Yet you give me ideas.

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[studmuffin]

You really don't want me to die though, who'd entertain you then?

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[doeswhathewants]

I'm told death is not permanent here, you'd come back.

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[studmuffin]

Cruel man, too cruel.

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[doeswhathewants]

I'm a god. It's kind of a thing we do.

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[studmuffin]

[ Huff. ]

Fine, bro. Unless the wrath on me.

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[doeswhathewants]

Since I have your permission...

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[studmuffin]

[ >| ]

He'll probably eat the messenger.

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[doeswhathewants]

He's a cannibal?

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[studmuffin]

Not exactly.

[ He just has really big teeth. ]

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[doeswhathewants]

One cannot be a person, eat people and not exactly be a cannibal.

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[studmuffin]

They totally really can.

[ Pause. ] He doesn't eat people.

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[doeswhathewants]

Then what does he eat?

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[studmuffin]

[ Villagers. ]

Normal people stuff?

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[doeswhathewants]

Then why did you say he would eat me?

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[studmuffin]

Because sarcasm is my only defense.