010 :: Voice

[hulkbusted]

I'm down one physics student, which leaves me with a lot more ticking time. I hate to admit it, but it's getting pretty hard to tolerate.

I guess... what I'm trying to say is that I could use some company. I'm going to find a decent, Cage-free restaurant and lunch will be on me.

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voice;

[hulkbusted]

Are you calling me a monster? I don't know if you get lunch if you are.

voice;

[hexappeal]

I could just conveniently show up and pay for my own. They don't make tables for one, you know.

But yes, yes I am. You're not even enjoy this wonderful gift from the deities of this place.

voice;

[hulkbusted]

I don't find being a zoo exhibit enjoyable, no matter how big the cage is.

I guess there might be an empty seat at the table if you show up, though. I wouldn't mind meeting the woman to go with the voice that kept me company on the day I met my true love, Roomba.

voice;

[hexappeal]

Oh, have you been turned into one, as well? Yeah, I'm definitely in, then.

Good. This makes it easier. I'd really hate to have to slide on in without your permission. [A beat.] How's the whirlwind romance going? You'll invite me to the wedding, won't you?

voice;

[hulkbusted]

This whole place is a zoo and we have as much choice in our comings as goings as zoo animals have in theirs.

Roomba and I are taking it slow. To be honest I think Roomba's seeing one of Tony's AIs on the side.

voice;

[hexappeal]

I'd rather try to not be aware of being captured. It's a miserable life if you think about it all the time.

Maybe you need to step it up. I suggest suits. Ladies love suits. It's like what lingerie does to a guy to gals.

voice;

[hulkbusted]

I bury myself in my work instead, and then I have to surface when the ticking's too loud.

That explains why I saw DUM-E wearing a tie a few days ago. I might be outmatched.

voice;

[hexappeal]

Blast some music. I'd think that would've occurred to you by now.

Step that game up. If you love her, you'll fight for her. [This is so hard to keep up. :')]

voice;

[hulkbusted]

Outside noise isn't much help when the ticking's internal. I guess you get out a lot more than I do if you haven't run into that.

If Roomba will be happier elsewhere, I may have to just let go, but it's been memorable while it lasted. [He's not gonna crack.]

voice;

[hexappeal]

Is there a bomb on your bus? [GET IT A KEANU JOKE HAR HAR HAR IT'S ALMOST LIKE CAGE RIGHT HAHAHAHAHA no :(]

You're a good man, B.

voice;

[hulkbusted]

That... makes no sense to me.

As for being good, I try. Sometimes life gets in the way.

voice;

[hexappeal]

Forget it. It's probably better if you do.

There are circumstances. I understand. I can't say I'm necessarily a "good guy," myself. I tend to play too much in the grey areas.

voice;

[hulkbusted]

How about I just take your word for it?

Yeah, circumstances. That's a good way to put it, but when it comes to true love between an AI and a self-propelled vacuum cleaner, who am I to gainsay them?

voice;

[hexappeal]

Just this once.

Wow! It sounds like you are now completely free-up to take some magician gal out for lunch then.

voice;

[hulkbusted]

I guess I am. I have a feeling if I ask you for your preferences, you'll have some distinct ones.

voice;

[hexappeal]

I don't eat meat.

That isn't a euphemism.

voice;

[hulkbusted]

Vegan or just veg? It's no problem either way.

voice;

[hexappeal]

No meat, but I eat animal by-products. I need real junk food. Tried going vegan, but the lack of honey and cream isn't worth it.

voice;

[hulkbusted]

I'll second that. How does Indian sound?

voice;

[hexappeal]

Like you've got a date.

voice;

[hulkbusted]

I'll send you the address.

[ooc: Preferences? Action, assumed, etc?]

voice;

[hexappeal]

Excellent. Include the time and expect me to be punctual.

[ooc: LAZY, er action. Unless you'd rather handwave. I'm easy to please.]

voice;

[hulkbusted]

If I expect it will you actually be it? [He sends her a map link and 1:00]

[ooc: Action's fine by me. I'll be turning in soon.]

voice; 1/2

[hexappeal]

Depends on what you're expecting. [She don't need no map. Lazy gal's gonna teleport.] If you don't show, I'll hunt you down and do awful things to your ex.

[ooc: NP. I'm heading off myself.]

permaction hot damn

[hexappeal]

[As promised, she's exactly on time, appearing in the most obnoxious cloud of sparkly smoke one could possibly imagine or expect a woman like herself to show up in. She opted for the costume, if only so he'd recognize her from the waist-down. It's a good thing that she's seen him before, lest they may not bump into one another.

She looks pretty pleased with herself. From the tone she takes when she talks, this is probably also to be expected.]