010 :: Voice

[hulkbusted]

I'm down one physics student, which leaves me with a lot more ticking time. I hate to admit it, but it's getting pretty hard to tolerate.

I guess... what I'm trying to say is that I could use some company. I'm going to find a decent, Cage-free restaurant and lunch will be on me.

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voice;

[hulkbusted]

This whole place is a zoo and we have as much choice in our comings as goings as zoo animals have in theirs.

Roomba and I are taking it slow. To be honest I think Roomba's seeing one of Tony's AIs on the side.

voice;

[hexappeal]

I'd rather try to not be aware of being captured. It's a miserable life if you think about it all the time.

Maybe you need to step it up. I suggest suits. Ladies love suits. It's like what lingerie does to a guy to gals.

voice;

[hulkbusted]

I bury myself in my work instead, and then I have to surface when the ticking's too loud.

That explains why I saw DUM-E wearing a tie a few days ago. I might be outmatched.

voice;

[hexappeal]

Blast some music. I'd think that would've occurred to you by now.

Step that game up. If you love her, you'll fight for her. [This is so hard to keep up. :')]

voice;

[hulkbusted]

Outside noise isn't much help when the ticking's internal. I guess you get out a lot more than I do if you haven't run into that.

If Roomba will be happier elsewhere, I may have to just let go, but it's been memorable while it lasted. [He's not gonna crack.]

voice;

[hexappeal]

Is there a bomb on your bus? [GET IT A KEANU JOKE HAR HAR HAR IT'S ALMOST LIKE CAGE RIGHT HAHAHAHAHA no :(]

You're a good man, B.

voice;

[hulkbusted]

That... makes no sense to me.

As for being good, I try. Sometimes life gets in the way.

voice;

[hexappeal]

Forget it. It's probably better if you do.

There are circumstances. I understand. I can't say I'm necessarily a "good guy," myself. I tend to play too much in the grey areas.

voice;

[hulkbusted]

How about I just take your word for it?

Yeah, circumstances. That's a good way to put it, but when it comes to true love between an AI and a self-propelled vacuum cleaner, who am I to gainsay them?

voice;

[hexappeal]

Just this once.

Wow! It sounds like you are now completely free-up to take some magician gal out for lunch then.

voice;

[hulkbusted]

I guess I am. I have a feeling if I ask you for your preferences, you'll have some distinct ones.

voice;

[hexappeal]

I don't eat meat.

That isn't a euphemism.

voice;

[hulkbusted]

Vegan or just veg? It's no problem either way.

voice;

[hexappeal]

No meat, but I eat animal by-products. I need real junk food. Tried going vegan, but the lack of honey and cream isn't worth it.

voice;

[hulkbusted]

I'll second that. How does Indian sound?

voice;

[hexappeal]

Like you've got a date.

voice;

[hulkbusted]

I'll send you the address.

[ooc: Preferences? Action, assumed, etc?]

voice;

[hexappeal]

Excellent. Include the time and expect me to be punctual.

[ooc: LAZY, er action. Unless you'd rather handwave. I'm easy to please.]

voice;

[hulkbusted]

If I expect it will you actually be it? [He sends her a map link and 1:00]

[ooc: Action's fine by me. I'll be turning in soon.]

voice; 1/2

[hexappeal]

Depends on what you're expecting. [She don't need no map. Lazy gal's gonna teleport.] If you don't show, I'll hunt you down and do awful things to your ex.

[ooc: NP. I'm heading off myself.]

permaction hot damn

[hexappeal]

[As promised, she's exactly on time, appearing in the most obnoxious cloud of sparkly smoke one could possibly imagine or expect a woman like herself to show up in. She opted for the costume, if only so he'd recognize her from the waist-down. It's a good thing that she's seen him before, lest they may not bump into one another.

She looks pretty pleased with herself. From the tone she takes when she talks, this is probably also to be expected.]

[hulkbusted]

[If he'd had a suit in his closet, Bruce might have thrown it on, but until the suit fairy visits, he's making do with a relatively unrumpled oxford and slacks combo and his winter coat. He's feeling pretty okay about that until he gets a look at Zatanna in person for the first time, then he's feeling woefully underdressed and out of his depth.

Standing, he rubs his hands together to make sure they aren't clammy before offering her his hand.]

Zatanna? I'm Bruce. It's good to meet you.

[hexappeal]

Zatanna. [She confirms while removing her top hat before reaching for his hand to return a rather hearty shake. She intentionally slides her fingertips over his palms when she pulls away and quickly flips her top hat back on.]

Likewise, Bruce. Have I mentioned that I'm a professional magician? I feel I should reiterate it, either way. [Either that or she likes dressing up a whole lot.]

[hulkbusted]

You mentioned. Please, have a seat.

[At least his palm wasn't clammy but he'll surreptitiously rub it on his pants leg after he sits down.]

Should I be checking to make sure my watch hasn't turned into a rabbit in your... let's forget pockets... top hat?

[hexappeal]

I don't do that. It's very jarring to be inanimate and suddenly free-thinking. I don't turn animals into inanimate objects, either.

[She takes a seat, however, and tries to segue the conversation into not rabbits that are watches that are rabbits...]

I'm glad you're punctual. I tend to teleport from place to place. It's just easier.