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poly_chromatic2012-11-27 10:47 am
maoser) wrote in poly_chromatic2012-11-27 10:47 am
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one fallen star
[action]
MREAAAOW!
[Splash! That, my friends, is the sound of one unhappy cat landing in the fountain.
Mao claws his way out, looking drenched and miserable. He shakes himself off and looks around, the fur on his back sticking out like porcupine needles. It's clear that this is no ordinary cat, even before you see his purple eyes.]
Hei?
[His voice is soft. There are too many people around for him to risk speaking louder, but if the other Contractor is around, Mao is certain he will hear.
Nothing.]
Damn it.
[some time later]
[voice]
[Wherever he is, he's cut off from the Syndicate's network. Not a good sign. Even worse, he can't find a way into whatever network exists here, except through this extremely cat-unfriendly device. He's going to have to do reconnaissance the inefficient way…once he figures out how. Keyboards weren't designed for cat paws in mind. Sigh.
But eventually he figures out how to turn on the audio function.]
Where is this place?
[Not very smooth. He's spent so long pretending to be a cat, he's no longer sure how to pretend to be human. But it's a start.]
[ooc: Action for anyone near the fountain! Keep in mind that he will pretend to be an ordinary cat, except over the network where people can't see him.]
MREAAAOW!
[Splash! That, my friends, is the sound of one unhappy cat landing in the fountain.
Mao claws his way out, looking drenched and miserable. He shakes himself off and looks around, the fur on his back sticking out like porcupine needles. It's clear that this is no ordinary cat, even before you see his purple eyes.]
Hei?
[His voice is soft. There are too many people around for him to risk speaking louder, but if the other Contractor is around, Mao is certain he will hear.
Nothing.]
Damn it.
[some time later]
[voice]
[Wherever he is, he's cut off from the Syndicate's network. Not a good sign. Even worse, he can't find a way into whatever network exists here, except through this extremely cat-unfriendly device. He's going to have to do reconnaissance the inefficient way…once he figures out how. Keyboards weren't designed for cat paws in mind. Sigh.
But eventually he figures out how to turn on the audio function.]
Where is this place?
[Not very smooth. He's spent so long pretending to be a cat, he's no longer sure how to pretend to be human. But it's a start.]
[ooc: Action for anyone near the fountain! Keep in mind that he will pretend to be an ordinary cat, except over the network where people can't see him.]
action;
action;
[Dave continues all the scritching as a reward for listening to his raps...]
The whole world is tick-tocking every second of the day,
and here I be just spending every minute of every hour of every day--
Wait, no.
Spending every minute of every hour tryin' to find way
to get it to stop and maybe shut the hell up for a second
and if can't then I sure as fuck am going to make someone pay.
To be honest I could probably just try to chill around in the neigh-
borhood but-
[He pauses in both his rapping and his scritching.]
Tray...? Parlay...?
action;
action;
[WOW RUDE, MAO. But you're getting more burger bits anyway because Dave is lonely and it is better to talk to a cat than to himself.]
action;
action;
[Dave tries to peek under the kitty.................]
action;
action;
Whatever, go lick your crotch in peace.