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one fallen star
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MREAAAOW!
[Splash! That, my friends, is the sound of one unhappy cat landing in the fountain.
Mao claws his way out, looking drenched and miserable. He shakes himself off and looks around, the fur on his back sticking out like porcupine needles. It's clear that this is no ordinary cat, even before you see his purple eyes.]
Hei?
[His voice is soft. There are too many people around for him to risk speaking louder, but if the other Contractor is around, Mao is certain he will hear.
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Damn it.
[some time later]
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[Wherever he is, he's cut off from the Syndicate's network. Not a good sign. Even worse, he can't find a way into whatever network exists here, except through this extremely cat-unfriendly device. He's going to have to do reconnaissance the inefficient way…once he figures out how. Keyboards weren't designed for cat paws in mind. Sigh.
But eventually he figures out how to turn on the audio function.]
Where is this place?
[Not very smooth. He's spent so long pretending to be a cat, he's no longer sure how to pretend to be human. But it's a start.]
[ooc: Action for anyone near the fountain! Keep in mind that he will pretend to be an ordinary cat, except over the network where people can't see him.]
MREAAAOW!
[Splash! That, my friends, is the sound of one unhappy cat landing in the fountain.
Mao claws his way out, looking drenched and miserable. He shakes himself off and looks around, the fur on his back sticking out like porcupine needles. It's clear that this is no ordinary cat, even before you see his purple eyes.]
Hei?
[His voice is soft. There are too many people around for him to risk speaking louder, but if the other Contractor is around, Mao is certain he will hear.
Nothing.]
Damn it.
[some time later]
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[Wherever he is, he's cut off from the Syndicate's network. Not a good sign. Even worse, he can't find a way into whatever network exists here, except through this extremely cat-unfriendly device. He's going to have to do reconnaissance the inefficient way…once he figures out how. Keyboards weren't designed for cat paws in mind. Sigh.
But eventually he figures out how to turn on the audio function.]
Where is this place?
[Not very smooth. He's spent so long pretending to be a cat, he's no longer sure how to pretend to be human. But it's a start.]
[ooc: Action for anyone near the fountain! Keep in mind that he will pretend to be an ordinary cat, except over the network where people can't see him.]
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Just in case it's a talking cat, she doesn't resort to baby talk.]
Hey... do you need help, cat?
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He looks at Penny out of the corner of his eye, trying to get a read on her.]
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It's way too cold to be outside and wet. Here, kitty kitty kitty... I won't hurt you.
[There's not a lot to Penny. She's nice, she has no hidden intentions or agendas.]
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He feigns hesitation as he reaches his head out to sniff her.]
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It stares unblinkingly until Theo comes over then it runs over to him. Quickly it scurries up his pant leg and hides in a pocket.]
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No, instead he takes off his scarf and holds it out to the cat as he crouches down beside the fountain. ]
Hey-
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That scarf looks awfully warm...]
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...And he's a cute cat so Tyr smiles, too. Rita has rubbed off on him... ]
Come here... Let's get warmed up.
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[ So Mao got here too. ]
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[ Better to make the visit in person and in a neutral spot. ]
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Oh.
Hello there, kitty. Did you have an accident?
[ Low-pitched and singysongy, in that way reserved for children, pets and idiots. He won't stay to indulge the cat long. A few scritches to the ear, a message of the next location printed on his palm, and Hei will meet Mao at a private rendezvous point. ]
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And got wet. Again. He was beginning to hate fountains.
But luck isn't entirely against him -- Hei approaches him. Mao butts his head against Li's hand, purring as he reads the name of the location, and then strolls off. He's a cat, man; he's a free bitch, baby.
And he will see you there, Hei.]
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[ It's all a ruse, of course. There's a white carton of steamed clams in garlic sauce resting next to him. Ostensibly his lunch for the day -- but actually a snake-charmer's scent for a certain cat. ]
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Whoa. This must be a curse. There are cats coming out of nowhere.
[He breaks off a piece of his burger and holds it out.]
Hungry, dude? You look haggard as all hell.
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After a moment's hesitation, he takes the bite, then butts his head against the stranger's hand. People often liked to talk to animals, especially ones that seemed affectionate. You never knew what you might learn.]
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I should have gotten you for a pet instead of that fucking bird. Cats shit in a box, right? Not on their god damn owners.
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except the Syndicate, and he does not discuss his toilet habits with others. But he'll accept the scratch behind the ear. If the boy makes any move to pick him up, though, he's gone.]action;
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