( video 37 )

[yourbestguysgun]

[ When the feed kicks in it mostly zeros in on the dog in Bucky's arms. Crepe's tail is thumping happily away to herself and it would be a normal picture if not for the icing in her fur or the way she's licking her lips. Bucky looks torn between finding the entire thing hilarious and breaking down because what. ]

Uh. So did anyone else wake up to discover their house was pretty much made of cake? [ The camera swings round to the front door and the suspiciously chewed and dog shaped hole in what used to be wood. ] I like something sweet as much as the next fella, but I don't really wanna live in it. [ He's not six anymore, he knows that's not feasible. ] And I'm not sure I actually wanna be eaten out of house and home. [ As if sensing the meaning of his words, Crepe licks his chin. ]

Is everyone having this problem?

Comments

[yourbestguysgun]

Didn't fill you with confidence?

[waitedforyears]

It didn't not -- it's just. He's not perfect, despite the best of intentions.

[yourbestguysgun]

Nobody is, Ames.

[waitedforyears]

Most people also don't stand between the world and domination by a psychopath.

[yourbestguysgun]

I guess not. You're gonna have to be the voice of reason, huh?

[waitedforyears]

( That gets a laugh. ) Me, the voice of reason.

[yourbestguysgun]

I'm sure you've got it in you.

[waitedforyears]

That's sweet of you.

[yourbestguysgun]

That's what they all say.

[waitedforyears]

Ah, but do they mean it?

[yourbestguysgun]

Probably not.

[waitedforyears]

I didn't think so.

[yourbestguysgun]

So we should get together soon. Preferably not when the entire City's made of sponge.

[waitedforyears]

Sounds good to me. Or today, unless the alcohol is cake, too.

[yourbestguysgun]

Not sure I really wanna risk it.

[waitedforyears]

Wimp.

[yourbestguysgun]

I prefer wise.

[waitedforyears]

Well. Maybe sometimes.

[yourbestguysgun]

Remind me to never get you to write me a character witness.

[waitedforyears]

Jaime?

[yourbestguysgun]

Yes ma'am?

[waitedforyears]

Never get me to write you a character witness.

[yourbestguysgun]

Duly noted, ma'am.

[waitedforyears]

Good man.