( video 37 )

[yourbestguysgun]

[ When the feed kicks in it mostly zeros in on the dog in Bucky's arms. Crepe's tail is thumping happily away to herself and it would be a normal picture if not for the icing in her fur or the way she's licking her lips. Bucky looks torn between finding the entire thing hilarious and breaking down because what. ]

Uh. So did anyone else wake up to discover their house was pretty much made of cake? [ The camera swings round to the front door and the suspiciously chewed and dog shaped hole in what used to be wood. ] I like something sweet as much as the next fella, but I don't really wanna live in it. [ He's not six anymore, he knows that's not feasible. ] And I'm not sure I actually wanna be eaten out of house and home. [ As if sensing the meaning of his words, Crepe licks his chin. ]

Is everyone having this problem?

Comments

Audio:

[charring]

Yep. I now live in a candy castle. Woke up on a cake. It's a bit gross, even if it smells good.

[waitedforyears]

My bed is made out of chocolate cake.

audio:

[yourbestguysgun]

[ He huffs out a quiet laugh. ]

Yeah, I imagine that's kinda sticky.

[yourbestguysgun]

And how's that treating ya, Ames?

[waitedforyears]

It's very — squishy. And I think the shower's constructed out of cookie dough. I've never before been tempted to eat my own shower.

Re: audio:

[charring]

The animals are amused.

[yourbestguysgun]

I suppose if you showered you might end up melting it. That'd be awkward.

audio:

[yourbestguysgun]

Crepe's had herself a mini feast in my absence.

[waitedforyears]

And I'd be full of chocolate cake and cookie dough. I think I have icing in my hair.

[yourbestguysgun]

The coffee machine's chocolate.

[ Never has anyone ever sounded so disappointed by chocolate. ]

[waitedforyears]

Ours is marzipan. I don't even like that stuff.

[yourbestguysgun]

The german cake stuff?

excuse you that does not go into German cake X(

[waitedforyears]

It's disgusting.

qwsdfghjkl ISN'T BATTENBURG GERMAN? omg.

[yourbestguysgun]

You have a lot of feelings about that, huh?

no, it is also a German thing but asdlkjas NOT IN MY CAKE

[waitedforyears]

Like I said. It's disgusting.

i thought my whole life had been a lie then

[yourbestguysgun]

I really hope the hole in the door doesn't stay.

Re: audio:

[charring]

Keep her away from anything chocolate. That's bad for dogs.

/patpat

[waitedforyears]

Have you looked outside? Everything is cake.

audio:

[yourbestguysgun]

Will do. [ Eyeing up the coffee table in distrust. ] Gingerbread should be fine, right?

[yourbestguysgun]

Even the coffee shop? [ How is he supposed to get his fix now? ]

Re: audio:

[charring]

I think so? I'm not sure.

[waitedforyears]

I've not been out yet, but look out of your window.

[ Video ]

[bettercallit]

Pulling the cover up over my face only to get crumbs in my eyes was the first clue. After that? Everything kinda went downhill.

[ He's got a similar situation with the black Labrador he's trying to hold still just out of shot, but there might be a few crumbs around his own mouth that he can't really pin on Fury. ]

Video

[trenchknives]

I think we're all havin' this problem. And it's all... sticky.

[He frowns.]

audio:

[yourbestguysgun]

I'll keep watch on her.