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[yourbestguysgun]

[ When the feed kicks in it mostly zeros in on the dog in Bucky's arms. Crepe's tail is thumping happily away to herself and it would be a normal picture if not for the icing in her fur or the way she's licking her lips. Bucky looks torn between finding the entire thing hilarious and breaking down because what. ]

Uh. So did anyone else wake up to discover their house was pretty much made of cake? [ The camera swings round to the front door and the suspiciously chewed and dog shaped hole in what used to be wood. ] I like something sweet as much as the next fella, but I don't really wanna live in it. [ He's not six anymore, he knows that's not feasible. ] And I'm not sure I actually wanna be eaten out of house and home. [ As if sensing the meaning of his words, Crepe licks his chin. ]

Is everyone having this problem?

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[charring]

Yep. I now live in a candy castle. Woke up on a cake. It's a bit gross, even if it smells good.

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[yourbestguysgun]

[ He huffs out a quiet laugh. ]

Yeah, I imagine that's kinda sticky.

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[charring]

The animals are amused.

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[yourbestguysgun]

Crepe's had herself a mini feast in my absence.

[waitedforyears]

My bed is made out of chocolate cake.

[yourbestguysgun]

And how's that treating ya, Ames?

[waitedforyears]

It's very — squishy. And I think the shower's constructed out of cookie dough. I've never before been tempted to eat my own shower.

[yourbestguysgun]

I suppose if you showered you might end up melting it. That'd be awkward.

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[bettercallit]

Pulling the cover up over my face only to get crumbs in my eyes was the first clue. After that? Everything kinda went downhill.

[ He's got a similar situation with the black Labrador he's trying to hold still just out of shot, but there might be a few crumbs around his own mouth that he can't really pin on Fury. ]

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[yourbestguysgun]

I think the fridge is made of cotton candy.

[ Pause. He kind of wants to lick it and see. ] How're you doing keeping hold of Fury?

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[bettercallit]

Not in the mood to experiment and find out for sure?

[ He looks down, shifts from the spot he's on. ] Kinda worried the floor's gonna get scratched through.

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[yourbestguysgun]

Kinda don't want to wake up tomorrow and find my stuff half-chewed.

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[trenchknives]

I think we're all havin' this problem. And it's all... sticky.

[He frowns.]

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[yourbestguysgun]

Yeah, but hey, at least be thankful it's November otherwise the place would melt.

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[trenchknives]

Shit, yeah, I'm glad it's not meltin', but I guarantee ya people're gonna be eatin' themselves straight out of havin' somewhere to live.

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[yourbestguysgun]

The curses are always a double edged sword.

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[asofwar]

[BAH, SWEETS. THOSE ARE LOKI'S THING. X|]

I seem to have been spared for now. I do not want to imagine how the animals would have reacted.

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[yourbestguysgun]

Huh. Yeah. You've got a hoard of 'em, right?

[asofwar]

Just three - but more than enough even so.

[doeswhathewants]

I read about this once.

As a caution, beware witches with ovens on this day. Or yourself if you've the urge to put some children into a pie and eat it.

[yourbestguysgun]

I prefer apple.

[doeswhathewants]

With this curse, both things might be possible.

At once.

[fe_male]

Not over here, although thank god, because it's too tall to be made of anything except what it's made of now. Maybe they saw that coming.

What flavor's yours?

[yourbestguysgun]

[ He could imagine City Solutions falling down in a shower of sponge. ]

I haven't tried it. And Crepe's not exactly telling.

[fe_male]

What are you waiting for? Tomorrow you'll just get splinters.

On that note, I bet the City's termite population is a bit pissed off today.