022 || accidental audio;

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Raikov can be heard humming to himself, as well as the soft sound of stirring. When he speaks, it's in Russian:]

/Nathan, dear. You're super strong.. mind finishing stirring this batter?/

[Something does indeed grab the bowl and spatula from him. There's a moment of silence after Raikov thanks him, then he slowly realizes it isn't Nathan. He lets out a shrill shriek and there's a loud thud that follows]

W-w-what... the hell are you...?!!

[The voice that answers is a mix between a normal and slowed down voice. It also sounds extremely polite and gentle]

I would like... to help make a cake... Could I help... to make the cake?

... NATHAAAN!!

I think... this cake could use more sugar... Yes. This cake... needs more sugar.



[OOC: Backdated to earlier this afternoon. I COULDN'T PASS IT UP... Purple is obviously YGO-Abridged!Slenderman]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Wh...

[Dammit, he forgot that recorded]

I was trying to make some chocolate cake...

[doeswhathewants]

I am told he only wishes to assist. Perhaps allow him to make the frosting?

[majorcrotchgrab]

I suppose I could...

[doeswhathewants]

It would be like a surprise. Is it chocolate flavored, or the blood of the innocent? Won't know until you try!

[majorcrotchgrab]

No.

[doeswhathewants]

But it could be chocolate.

[majorcrotchgrab]

There's a 50/50 chance it is.

[doeswhathewants]

Only theoretically. The probabilities could be skewed.

[majorcrotchgrab]

I'm not convinced.

[doeswhathewants]

Aren't you? Aren't you really?

[majorcrotchgrab]

He's a man with no face. This won't result in good things.

[doeswhathewants]

Or it will result in epic things.

[majorcrotchgrab]

You can take a chance with him then.

[doeswhathewants]

Already have, with mine.

Blueberry scones. With frosting!

[majorcrotchgrab]

... Are they any good?

[doeswhathewants]

Delicious. Like the tears of children.

[majorcrotchgrab]

I... what?