022 || accidental audio;

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Raikov can be heard humming to himself, as well as the soft sound of stirring. When he speaks, it's in Russian:]

/Nathan, dear. You're super strong.. mind finishing stirring this batter?/

[Something does indeed grab the bowl and spatula from him. There's a moment of silence after Raikov thanks him, then he slowly realizes it isn't Nathan. He lets out a shrill shriek and there's a loud thud that follows]

W-w-what... the hell are you...?!!

[The voice that answers is a mix between a normal and slowed down voice. It also sounds extremely polite and gentle]

I would like... to help make a cake... Could I help... to make the cake?

... NATHAAAN!!

I think... this cake could use more sugar... Yes. This cake... needs more sugar.



[OOC: Backdated to earlier this afternoon. I COULDN'T PASS IT UP... Purple is obviously YGO-Abridged!Slenderman]

Comments

[Video]

[standing_alone]

He's just being helpful.

[Video]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Raikov notices the voice from his device and pulls it from his pocket]

... That was recording?

[Video]

[standing_alone]

...yeah. [Zack smiles, trying to smooth out any negative feelings.] You okay?

[Video]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[He glances up at the very tall man doing multiple things at once thanks to his tentacles]

... He has tentacles.

[That doesn't answer his question, Raikov.]

[Video]

[standing_alone]

Which makes him more helpful! [Hey, you can't deny he's doing a good job with that cake.]

I think he's harmless.

[Video]

[majorcrotchgrab]

He doesn't look harmless.

[Video]

[standing_alone]

He's baking a cake.

[Video]

[majorcrotchgrab]

He could be trying to make me lower my guard!

[Video]

[standing_alone]

So keep an eye on him.

[Video]

[majorcrotchgrab]

But he just snuck in my apartment without me even noticing. I had the door locked. Even if I did keep an eye on him, what could I do if he attacked?

[As Slenderman listens in to all of this.]

[Video]

[standing_alone]

Would you feel better if you had some company? [It's all he can really offer.]

[Video]

[majorcrotchgrab]

That's... very kind of you to offer, considering we just met.

[Video]

[standing_alone]

I don't mind looking after others.

[Video]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Raikov likes the sound of that but... he looks around]

I was pretty sure my roommate was around. Unless...

[He says something to Slenderman in Russian. The tall, faceless man just... stares?]

At least I know that isn't Nathan now. I.. I should be okay. He has to be here somewhere.

[Video]

[standing_alone]

You don't think - [Surely not? Why would the city do that?] Let me know if you find him.

[If people start to go missing around Slender Man, well, that's a different story entirely.]

[Video]

[majorcrotchgrab]

I will - and if I don't, you can come over.

[Video]

[standing_alone]

Sounds like a good plan.

Permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

What kind of a cake are you and your friend making, strange groin grabber man?

/IS LATE

[manyadenouement]

[He chuckles as he comes in.]

Oh dear. Troubles, handsome?

[orangetoughguy]

What'd you do.

IT'S OKAY. <3

[majorcrotchgrab]

Y-yes!

Permavideo

[majorcrotchgrab]

Wh...

[Dammit, he forgot that recorded]

I was trying to make some chocolate cake...

[majorcrotchgrab]

I didn't do anything!

OH GOOD

[manyadenouement]

My, my. An unwanted visitor.

[majorcrotchgrab]

I just... wanted to help.

[Raikov slowly gets back up and goes to hide behind Nathan]

I don't know how he got in here...