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022 || accidental audio;

[Raikov can be heard humming to himself, as well as the soft sound of stirring. When he speaks, it's in Russian:]

/Nathan, dear. You're super strong.. mind finishing stirring this batter?/

[Something does indeed grab the bowl and spatula from him. There's a moment of silence after Raikov thanks him, then he slowly realizes it isn't Nathan. He lets out a shrill shriek and there's a loud thud that follows]

W-w-what... the hell are you...?!!

[The voice that answers is a mix between a normal and slowed down voice. It also sounds extremely polite and gentle]

I would like... to help make a cake... Could I help... to make the cake?

... NATHAAAN!!

I think... this cake could use more sugar... Yes. This cake... needs more sugar.

[OOC: Backdated to earlier this afternoon. I COULDN'T PASS IT UP... Purple is obviously YGO-Abridged!Slenderman]

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He's just being helpful.

[Raikov notices the voice from his device and pulls it from his pocket]

... That was recording?

...yeah. [Zack smiles, trying to smooth out any negative feelings.] You okay?

[He glances up at the very tall man doing multiple things at once thanks to his tentacles]

... He has tentacles.

[That doesn't answer his question, Raikov.]

Which makes him more helpful! [Hey, you can't deny he's doing a good job with that cake.]

I think he's harmless.

He doesn't look harmless.

He's baking a cake.

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What kind of a cake are you and your friend making, strange groin grabber man?

Wh...

[Dammit, he forgot that recorded]

I was trying to make some chocolate cake...

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I am told he only wishes to assist. Perhaps allow him to make the frosting?

I suppose I could...

It would be like a surprise. Is it chocolate flavored, or the blood of the innocent? Won't know until you try!

No.

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[He chuckles as he comes in.]

Oh dear. Troubles, handsome?

Y-yes!

My, my. An unwanted visitor.

I just... wanted to help.

[Raikov slowly gets back up and goes to hide behind Nathan]

I don't know how he got in here...

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I think he's a curse.

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Oh. Well, he better not do anything bad...

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What'd you do.

I didn't do anything!

I doesn't sound like nothing.

Well, I didn't do anything wrong. I was baking a cake and this.. weirdo popped up behind me.

Did you punch him?

Ah... no. He.. has no face.

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