fourth ¤ physical reaction

[fe_male]

[ He tries the door. ]

Nothing doing, buddy. It won't open. No, really, if I pull on i- by all means, you try. Maybe it likes you more or something. You Alan Grant the shit out of that door, go for it. No? Didn't work for you either?


text:

show of texts: who else is having doorway issues today?

/text


So, what do you want to do?


[ open to action. open to having seen any part of any of the open posts on video and commenting. don't care. handwave to being trapped with multiple people; pretend he just keeps having it happen to him. ]

Comments

[hulkbusted]

Exactly and yes I knew. It gives him something to do.

[fe_male]

why is that amusing? being a captain isn't enough to do?

[hulkbusted]

What's he going to do? Sit around polishing his shield?

[fe_male]

if i had a shield like that it's what i'd do all the time

[hulkbusted]

How do I say this tactfully? Bullshit.

[fe_male]

am i somehow untrustworthy?

[hulkbusted]

That depends upon what I'm trusting you to do.

[fe_male]

polishing granted might not be my specialty

[hulkbusted]

Or sitting in one place.

[fe_male]

sedentary behavior is for rocks

[hulkbusted]

So my saying bullshit doesn't say that you're untrustworthy. The logical interpretation is that I was saying you aren't a rock.

[fe_male]

have i mentioned how nice it is to talk to someone else who thinks

[hulkbusted]

You'll say something to that effect the first time we meet. Then you'll express admiration for my tendency to "turn into a giant green rage monster."

[fe_male]

it's like being complimented by my future self. 'look, this is how awesome you'll be'

[hulkbusted]

Yeah, actually, you're not bad.

[fe_male]

[ no wait stop being sincere ]

i'm fucking magnificent

[hulkbusted]

[Bruce knows things about Tony Stark that would make him agree with that, but that ego needs no more inflation.]

Mr. Stark, you are violating laws of conservation of mass and energy with your ego.

[fe_male]

physics and i have a regular hate/hate relationship

[hulkbusted]

*This* is where I'd be a useful mediator.

[fe_male]

you're still welcome to come over - the room hasn't gotten any bigger

[hulkbusted]

So you, physics, and I can sit down and have a meaningful dialogue? Or do you just need me to bring the coffee?

[fe_male]

it's not like physics and i will have one without you. coffee's always welcome though. might want to bring a doorstop

[hulkbusted]

I'll come be your hero and prop the door open for you.

[fe_male]

again, ooh mr banner, ooh

[hulkbusted]

I get the feeling I'm missing some context.

[Time on the run is hell with keeping up with memes.]