fourth ¤ physical reaction

[fe_male]

[ He tries the door. ]

Nothing doing, buddy. It won't open. No, really, if I pull on i- by all means, you try. Maybe it likes you more or something. You Alan Grant the shit out of that door, go for it. No? Didn't work for you either?


text:

show of texts: who else is having doorway issues today?

/text


So, what do you want to do?


[ open to action. open to having seen any part of any of the open posts on video and commenting. don't care. handwave to being trapped with multiple people; pretend he just keeps having it happen to him. ]

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[hulkbusted]

[Does it taste better if it's swiped? In the event that's the reasoning, Bruce pretends not to notice while he toasts some bread, because there's clearly enough pears for two people.]

That raises the question of whether curses affect JARVIS. Those could insert variables you would have had no reason to account for in your initial programming.

[fe_male]

[ maybe it does. So what. :| ]

How the hell do you program for curses. They're... Pains in the ass. Collective pains in the ass. So far though, I haven't seen him affected beyond the secondary.

[hulkbusted]

[So Bruce won't mention it if Tony won't. Easy.]

Still, being exposed to these unexpected stimuli can affect his decision trees and write new ones, which is going to cascade into some of his behaviors, given their relationship to decision-making.

[Meanwhile the bacon gets flipped and an avocado makes an appearance to be pitted and sliced.]

And collective pains in the ass is an understatement.

[fe_male]

[ Man it's kind of great making friends with people who remember about fruit and stuff. ]

He needs some safeguards. One day he'll have developed conflicting branches and I really don't feel like trying to figure out a crisis of conscience or identity on a JARVIS level scale. Code for which choices supersede others in the unlikely but not improbable event that there are no reasonable criteria to differentiate the two. Plus, I like his sassiness. That must be preserved.

I'm known for my keen and intuitive grasp of the subtle.

[hulkbusted]

[Remembers fruit, speaks Tony English, and occasionally destroys whole boroughs. What's not to love?]

That sounds like a priority project. We'd better inventory the coffee.

I'm curious, was the sass an intentional choice on your part, or did it develop because he takes so many of his cues from you and your keen and intuitive grasp of the subtle?

[fe_male]

[ uhhhh basically nothing is not to love okay

even if sometimes he can't tell if you're joking or not. This is clearly not one of those times, but still. ]

Designing something I was planning to interact with more often than not without some level of sass would have been a stupendously astronomical lack of forethought on my own part, seeing as how that would have been endlessly irritating and everything. So, probably the latter, the former subconsciously. [ Honestly there was sort of a long period of time in the programming process where he just wanted it to work and wasn't quite as detail oriented. If anything, it was an addition after the fact. ]