Voice

[theshinjukucroc]

Alright you shitfaces. I have the same rules as the last time you were here so listen carefully.

1. Don't piss me off. I will shoot you in the damn face.
2. Litter and I shoot you in the damn face.
3. Keep the volume down or I will shoot you in the face.
4. Be a jackass and I will shoot you in the face.
5. Touch my family and I will kill you.

Got that? I'm not repeating them.

Comments

[makedo]

You missed your calling as a marine officer.

[theshinjukucroc]

Huh. Maybe I should look into that.

[makedo]

Don't bother, one of the grunts would off you sooner or later if you actually shot the wrong people in the face.

[theshinjukucroc]

They could try. I've been through worse shit.

[makedo]

Worse shit than recon marines gunning for you?

[theshinjukucroc]

Worse.

[makedo]

This I have to hear.

[theshinjukucroc]

Suddenly you're up for storytime?

[makedo]

Better than getting shot in the fucking face.

[theshinjukucroc]

Are you breaking any of the rules?

[makedo]

If I were, I'd be stupid to tell you.

[theshinjukucroc]

I doubt you're breaking any.

[makedo]

What makes you so sure?

[theshinjukucroc]

I'm not pissed.

[makedo]

( Driest of all dry tones: ) How nice.