Voice

[theshinjukucroc]

Alright you shitfaces. I have the same rules as the last time you were here so listen carefully.

1. Don't piss me off. I will shoot you in the damn face.
2. Litter and I shoot you in the damn face.
3. Keep the volume down or I will shoot you in the face.
4. Be a jackass and I will shoot you in the face.
5. Touch my family and I will kill you.

Got that? I'm not repeating them.

Comments

[sonia_road_rika]

Well at least we're allowed to breathe.

Or did you just forget that one?

[theshinjukucroc]

Breathe all you want. I don't give a shit.

[makedo]

So you just want to shoot people in the face?

[theshinjukucroc]

Pretty much.

[makedo]

You missed your calling as a marine officer.

[theshinjukucroc]

Huh. Maybe I should look into that.

[makedo]

Don't bother, one of the grunts would off you sooner or later if you actually shot the wrong people in the face.

[forgottenmotley]

Perhaps you should just shoot everyone in the face and get it over with.

[theshinjukucroc]

Don't tempt me.

[forgottenmotley]

Or else what? You'll shoot me in the face?

[He laughs, with bells that ring from somewhere. They're not heard with ears but where the mind thinks they should be heard.]

[theshinjukucroc]

[Huh. That's weird. Oh well.]

No. You haven't pissed me off yet.

[forgottenmotley]

Should I try harder?

[He's weird in general. Olive green top hat with patches on it, Victorian era coat also olive green with more patches on it. An old walking stick, eyes that could be glowing amber and a shadow that doesn't act correctly.]

[harrydresden]

C- for creativity.

[theshinjukucroc]

It's what I do.

[harrydresden]

Serial murder?

[theshinjukucroc]

I arrest the murderers, dumbass. I'm a cop. The bullets are rubber.

[harrydresden]

These are important facts you failed to mention. Although rubber bullets can kill someone if you hit them from a close enough range.

[nosympathy]

My kind of rules. As long as you can back them up.

[theshinjukucroc]

I plan to.

[nosympathy]

Weapon of choice?

[theshinjukucroc]

[He holds up his gun for her to see.]

This is my partner.

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[virginwings]

And... number 6!

Don't hog all the food. [The grocery store is sooo empty, Kaito! ;; But she bought what she could since you know, she hasn't shopped for two weeks.]

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[theshinjukucroc]

Yeah? They're taking all the food then?

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[virginwings]

A lot of the good stuff too!

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[theshinjukucroc]

I'll make sure to shoot them just for that.

[Hey, he's just glad to have his wife back.]