Voice

[theshinjukucroc]

Alright you shitfaces. I have the same rules as the last time you were here so listen carefully.

1. Don't piss me off. I will shoot you in the damn face.
2. Litter and I shoot you in the damn face.
3. Keep the volume down or I will shoot you in the face.
4. Be a jackass and I will shoot you in the face.
5. Touch my family and I will kill you.

Got that? I'm not repeating them.

Comments

[sonia_road_rika]

Well at least we're allowed to breathe.

Or did you just forget that one?

[theshinjukucroc]

Breathe all you want. I don't give a shit.

[makedo]

So you just want to shoot people in the face?

[theshinjukucroc]

Pretty much.

[forgottenmotley]

Perhaps you should just shoot everyone in the face and get it over with.

[theshinjukucroc]

Don't tempt me.

[forgottenmotley]

Or else what? You'll shoot me in the face?

[He laughs, with bells that ring from somewhere. They're not heard with ears but where the mind thinks they should be heard.]

[makedo]

You missed your calling as a marine officer.

[theshinjukucroc]

[Huh. That's weird. Oh well.]

No. You haven't pissed me off yet.

[theshinjukucroc]

Huh. Maybe I should look into that.

[forgottenmotley]

Should I try harder?

[He's weird in general. Olive green top hat with patches on it, Victorian era coat also olive green with more patches on it. An old walking stick, eyes that could be glowing amber and a shadow that doesn't act correctly.]

[theshinjukucroc]

Should you?

[He's more chill since he got married, buddy. Gazelle does good things to him.]

[forgottenmotley]

[Ah Mawrrawige...]

I don't know, you're the one who wants to shoot everyone in the face. Clearly if you don't wish to shoot me in the face, I'm doing something wrong.

[theshinjukucroc]

Clearly that's your problem.

[forgottenmotley]

It is!

[He agrees to this cheerfully.]

But it's a problem that must be solved.

Though I must ask, is there much of a difference between shooting someone in the face and killing them?

[theshinjukucroc]

Sure. A person can live with a rubber bullet to the face.

[harrydresden]

C- for creativity.

[theshinjukucroc]

It's what I do.

[makedo]

Don't bother, one of the grunts would off you sooner or later if you actually shot the wrong people in the face.

[theshinjukucroc]

They could try. I've been through worse shit.

[makedo]

Worse shit than recon marines gunning for you?

[theshinjukucroc]

Worse.

[harrydresden]

Serial murder?

[theshinjukucroc]

I arrest the murderers, dumbass. I'm a cop. The bullets are rubber.

[harrydresden]

These are important facts you failed to mention. Although rubber bullets can kill someone if you hit them from a close enough range.