poly_chromatic | ( video. )

Entry tags:

doctor who - amy pond

( video. )

Am I back? ( A beat. ) I'm back, aren't I? 'cept it's busy. Is it one of those weekends? Does that mean I'm just visiting, then?

( Yes, this is Amy Pond, sitting down on the edge of the fountain — a little older. ) How long has it been? Bucky? ( A painfully hopeful expression. ) Doctor? Doctor, are you here?

(ooc; Anything goes for Amy. Also, she's back from being canon updated, and she's a few years after The Angels Take Manhattan now. )

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ Ray originally walks by the fountain, distracted, and then he's backtracking, peering over the top of his pimp worthy glasses. ]

Wow, damn, homes, if I'd known there was a mystical world all the way out here in Buttfuck, Nowhere, full of hotties ripe for the picking, I would've fought my way here sooner.

( Peering right back. ) Ripe for the picking? You think?

Have you looked in a mirror lately? Scratch that, do you even fucking own one? [ Sliding up next to her. ] Give me ten minutes and I'll show you how ripe you are. Five'd do.

That's assuming I'd let you.

You're gonna let this pimp machine pass you by? I gotta tell you, it'd haunt you for the rest of your sorry life. Sure, it's been known to happen, but no one ever really gets over it.

Calling yourself pimp machine doesn't make me want to do you, no.

What if we just got right on down to it and I shut up long enough to grow on you, would that do you? 'Cause that's also been known to happen.

Sorry, a little late for that now.

See, this is why I need my wingman, although knowing him he'd probably try to fuck you himself, he's just all subtle about it and shit. You're not a whore, right? 'Cause he loves them the best.

Edited 2012-11-04 15:51 (UTC)

Yeah, well. You and your wingman both are out of luck. 'm definitely not a whore.

(no subject)

retardation - 2012-11-04 16:20 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

waitedforyears - 2012-11-04 16:33 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

retardation - 2012-11-04 17:35 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

waitedforyears - 2012-11-05 19:28 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

retardation - 2012-11-10 16:14 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

waitedforyears - 2012-11-10 16:48 (UTC) - Expand

Person, I swear I will castrate you with a Ka-bar if you don't rein it in.

Awh, come on, Brad, where's your sense of adventure? We've got so much unexplored territory on our hands, it'd be a shame to waste it just because you got your fucking panties in a bunch.

Edited 2012-11-04 14:42 (UTC)

The unexplored territory's about to fight back and you'll single-handedly turn the local populace against us, that's an achievement.

So? It's not like we're gonna be here for fucking ever, dude. You telling me you don't need to get off good and proper, ease up on some of that tension? 'Cause we've all been feeling it, we just didn't know how to approach the subject.

Yeah, but how you're approaching it, I'd be surprised if even a single farm animal let you near their ass, much less an actual woman near her cunt.

Hey, now, that hurts. Like, the other day, homes, seriously, I got so close with that camel we passed, but it turns out that fucker was a cheating, lying whore, and I can't be doing with that.

I'm sure she wasn't good enough for you, Person.

Fuck no, she wasn't, homes, and she's no good for you, either, but she expressed her full interest if you were looking for a discount. [ Clapping him on the back. ] I got your six, homes.

I know, I've been trying to shake you ever since you latched onto me. And unlike you, I have no interest in fucking camels or any other animal, farm or otherwise.