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[waitedforyears]

Am I back? ( A beat. ) I'm back, aren't I? 'cept it's busy. Is it one of those weekends? Does that mean I'm just visiting, then?

( Yes, this is Amy Pond, sitting down on the edge of the fountain — a little older. ) How long has it been? Bucky? ( A painfully hopeful expression. ) Doctor? Doctor, are you here?



(ooc; Anything goes for Amy. Also, she's back from being canon updated, and she's a few years after The Angels Take Manhattan now. )

Comments

[makedo]

Person, I swear I will castrate you with a Ka-bar if you don't rein it in.

[retardation]

Awh, come on, Brad, where's your sense of adventure? We've got so much unexplored territory on our hands, it'd be a shame to waste it just because you got your fucking panties in a bunch.

[makedo]

The unexplored territory's about to fight back and you'll single-handedly turn the local populace against us, that's an achievement.

[retardation]

So? It's not like we're gonna be here for fucking ever, dude. You telling me you don't need to get off good and proper, ease up on some of that tension? 'Cause we've all been feeling it, we just didn't know how to approach the subject.

[makedo]

Yeah, but how you're approaching it, I'd be surprised if even a single farm animal let you near their ass, much less an actual woman near her cunt.

[retardation]

Hey, now, that hurts. Like, the other day, homes, seriously, I got so close with that camel we passed, but it turns out that fucker was a cheating, lying whore, and I can't be doing with that.

[makedo]

I'm sure she wasn't good enough for you, Person.

[retardation]

Fuck no, she wasn't, homes, and she's no good for you, either, but she expressed her full interest if you were looking for a discount. [ Clapping him on the back. ] I got your six, homes.

[makedo]

I know, I've been trying to shake you ever since you latched onto me. And unlike you, I have no interest in fucking camels or any other animal, farm or otherwise.

[retardation]

You don't mean that, Colbert, I know you fucking don't, you'd be bored shitless without me around to liven things the fuck up. And, hey, there's always Trombley's mom, I hear she's more than up for it, but you might wanna shower with bleach after.

[makedo]

I mean every word of it.

[retardation]

Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings. Is this a tactic, Brad? Hurt my marine feelings and keep me combat effective? 'Cause you could've just checked I'd taken a dump this morning.