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[waitedforyears]

Am I back? ( A beat. ) I'm back, aren't I? 'cept it's busy. Is it one of those weekends? Does that mean I'm just visiting, then?

( Yes, this is Amy Pond, sitting down on the edge of the fountain — a little older. ) How long has it been? Bucky? ( A painfully hopeful expression. ) Doctor? Doctor, are you here?



(ooc; Anything goes for Amy. Also, she's back from being canon updated, and she's a few years after The Angels Take Manhattan now. )

Comments

[retardation]

You're gonna let this pimp machine pass you by? I gotta tell you, it'd haunt you for the rest of your sorry life. Sure, it's been known to happen, but no one ever really gets over it.

[waitedforyears]

Calling yourself pimp machine doesn't make me want to do you, no.

[retardation]

What if we just got right on down to it and I shut up long enough to grow on you, would that do you? 'Cause that's also been known to happen.

[waitedforyears]

Sorry, a little late for that now.

[retardation]

See, this is why I need my wingman, although knowing him he'd probably try to fuck you himself, he's just all subtle about it and shit. You're not a whore, right? 'Cause he loves them the best.

[waitedforyears]

Yeah, well. You and your wingman both are out of luck. 'm definitely not a whore.

[retardation]

That gets you safely out of his clutches. Not that you wouldn't make a good whore, I'm sure you would, but he doesn't do anyone who's not a whore. Me, on the other hand, I'm not fussy.

[waitedforyears]

And yet you're all out of luck.

[retardation]

You say that now, but you've not seen my best moves yet. Oh, and, yeah, I got this band, right? And we fucking rule.

[waitedforyears]

You should really, really just quit it now. I'm not gonna sleep with you.

[retardation]

Hey, just 'cause you're choosing to miss out on a night of passion with Ray-Ray doesn't mean he can't enjoy the warmth of your company while he's around, am I right? This shit's not gonna last forever, and I've had to live with a bunch of retards for way too long. Give a marine a break here.

[waitedforyears]

Are all marines like you, then?