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[theassassin]

[They were fighting. James was with her.

The last thing she actually remembered before being here was James-- the gorilla. That massive hulking beast that they ran into while trying to find the stasis chambers.

Well, that is one thing she has working in her favor, Jasper and James will certainly be looking for her.

She'd already tried to contact S.H.I.E.L.D's network for a Sitrep, and was unable to get a signal. Calling for an Evac. is looking like it's out of the question. So, she guesses it's time to switch tactics.

Her face is impassive as she looks into the screen. Blue-green eyes flick across the display then raise to glance around, before settling back on the screen.]

This is Agent Natasha Romanoff. S.H.I.E.L.D ID 31339. Code name Black Widow. This is an official request for information concerning my capture.

[Following the spoken words, she can be seen a moment before the image goes dark and the same information appears as a text message.]

[Text]

Agent Natasha Romanoff. S.H.I.E.L.D ID 31339. Code name Black Widow. This is an official request for information concerning my capture.

[/Text]

[It doesn't take but a moment before she is back, a slight raise to her brows as she regards the device in expectation of response. This isn't the first time she's been captured, though, one of the first in quite some time that hasn't been orchestrated by her in an attempt to obtain information or part of a mission. She knows protocol.

She also knows that protocol doesn't always work in every situation, she prides herself in her ability to improvise, so she allows her expression to soften just a little.]

So, who wants to tell me what is going on? I'm pretty sure we'll all be happier if we do this the easy way.

Comments

[theassassin]

Perhaps not so much the news as the delivery.

[fe_male]

Did you stream it in the sky on a playboy model or what?

[theassassin]

Why would I do that?

[fe_male]

Beats me. It was your hypothetical choice.

And then... that happened.

[theassassin]

I'm not exactly warm and fuzzy, Stark. He may have taken issue with my less than friendly response.

lmao i saw the notif and i was like, '...who....'

[fe_male]

No fuzzy handcuffs then?

Yeah.. Sometimes Rick likes to be a creeper..

[theassassin]

I'm having one of those... deja vu moments right now.

it's okay - i occasionally scar spencer reid by putting him in tony situations

[fe_male]

Should I leave and come back?

fjakld LOLOL Man.. I once accidentally Hannibal Lecter'd Ianto in bed. It was hilarious.

[theassassin]

No, it's passed. The answer to the handcuff question is the same as last time.







No.

ksdjfsf WOW OKAY SURE

[fe_male]

[ Did he ask you that already? Wow that's like the fastest he's ever done that ]

Oh well. Maybe some other time then.

I know right? AWKWARD~

[theassassin]

[Well, technically not him, but that's not the point is it? A Stark's a Stark as far as she's concerned.]

Maybe, if you're nice.

srsly

[fe_male]

[ well if the starks are all making the same comments across parallels then hey, that seems pretty accurate. ]

I'll be sure to stay off the naughty list.

[theassassin]

I'm not even sure that you are capable of that, but you're welcome to try.

[fe_male]

I find your lack of faith almost encouraging.

[theassassin]

Well, if I coddled you and told you I believed in you! You'd probably wonder if I was high.

[fe_male]

[ ... ] That's not always a bad thing.

[theassassin]

The coddling, or being under the influence of narcotics?

[fe_male]

See, I leave these things open ended, and you people always ruin them by insisting I specify.

[theassassin]

Specificity does remove the chance for misunderstanding. Which in the long run, would probably be healthier for you.

[fe_male]

Aww, we've just met in a manner of speaking and you're already worried about my well-being. Touching.

[theassassin]

Don't get too far ahead of yourself there, Stark. I might actually just be worried that I haven't been here long enough to know the best places to dump a body.

[fe_male]

Can I just cut your chase there and say there probably aren't any? The way this place works I'd be surprised if death is actually a legitimate threat.

[theassassin]

Well, color me all sorts of disappointed. I'm not even sure how our whole relationship is going to work now.

[fe_male]

If it helps, I am still pretty easily threatened with bodily injury.

[theassassin]

Better than nothing right?