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[They were fighting. James was with her.

The last thing she actually remembered before being here was James-- the gorilla. That massive hulking beast that they ran into while trying to find the stasis chambers.

Well, that is one thing she has working in her favor, Jasper and James will certainly be looking for her.

She'd already tried to contact S.H.I.E.L.D's network for a Sitrep, and was unable to get a signal. Calling for an Evac. is looking like it's out of the question. So, she guesses it's time to switch tactics.

Her face is impassive as she looks into the screen. Blue-green eyes flick across the display then raise to glance around, before settling back on the screen.]

This is Agent Natasha Romanoff. S.H.I.E.L.D ID 31339. Code name Black Widow. This is an official request for information concerning my capture.

[Following the spoken words, she can be seen a moment before the image goes dark and the same information appears as a text message.]

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Agent Natasha Romanoff. S.H.I.E.L.D ID 31339. Code name Black Widow. This is an official request for information concerning my capture.

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[It doesn't take but a moment before she is back, a slight raise to her brows as she regards the device in expectation of response. This isn't the first time she's been captured, though, one of the first in quite some time that hasn't been orchestrated by her in an attempt to obtain information or part of a mission. She knows protocol.

She also knows that protocol doesn't always work in every situation, she prides herself in her ability to improvise, so she allows her expression to soften just a little.]

So, who wants to tell me what is going on? I'm pretty sure we'll all be happier if we do this the easy way.

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I don't think I am either.

Too much of an adrenaline junkie.

[Smiles and the zombie rat on his shoulder leans down to inspect the device.]

I am too. I don't like sitting still.

[She arches a brow at the creature on her shoulder.]

That...is interesting.

I can sit still. I just hate paperwork. Fortunately I don't have to fill out too much of it now. That's what the bosses are for.

[frown. Oh.]

That's Jasper. It's my zombie rat minion.

You learn how to be efficient with paperwork, but I agree it's a bore.

[Head tilt.]

You have a minion?

It's more interesting than the ones I had to fill out at my father's company, the little I have to still do.

[Here he laughs.]

Well, it's a zombie rat I created and it does whatever I tell it to, so that counts as a minion, right?

A zombie rat. [Eyebrows up in interest.] And you created it? I'd assume it does, if it does what you ask it to.

Yeah.

It's a thing I do.

This one is Jasper. Jake is around here somewhere.

Might be useful information to file away for a rainy day.

A pair? Well if there's a pair of them, then I'd say they're most certainly minions.

I guess it might. If you ever need a zombie raised, I'm your man.

Not the best minions, but they do what I say. I've manage to restore some independence to them so they're more rat like than zombie like.

Never know, stranger things have happened.

Better minions than the one I have, he talks back too much.

[She's teasing, and talking about Barton. But don't tell him. :D]

It's fairly regular for me back home. I don't know about here though. I've been around for about two weeks.

Yeah. Mouthy minions are the worst. [Jokingly] You could always cut out his tongue.

[He won't! Never ever tattle on a girl.]

Then you're relatively new as well. I'm sorry.

They really are. [She smiles.] Ha! That would solve one problem!

I'm not thrilled about it. Though I don't think anyone here is.

It would leave getting reports from him a bit of a problem unless you know sign language or are telepathic.

No, I don't think may are either.

He can write. That's good enough for me.

[He laughs and the rat nearly falls off his shoulder.]

So, what does S.H.I.E.L.D do?

[She grins back, enjoy that doesn't happen often.]

Counter terrorism and national security, mostly.

Is it an American agency?

Yes.

It sounded like one.

The name alone?

Yeah. It's not very subtle, and I'm sure the acronym is forced.

It's better than saying Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate.

I was right! The acronym is forced. It sounds like someone came up with the name and realized they need it to stand for something first.

I'm almost positive they did. Who calls something a Directorate?

No one I know of.

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