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[harrydresden]

Uh... so I've read the books and everything but I really haven't ever had an interest to understand Tik-Tok deeply enough to walk a mile in his steel boots.

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[mortemscintilla]

[ Screwing with? Never. Look at his innocent face. ]

That's true. You could be normal and human.

But I've seen 'normal' people do terrible and selfish things. Kindness is a rarity.

[harrydresden]

[It's too much wide eyed wonder. Harry doesn't know anyone like that at his age. Suspicious detective is suspicious and also jaded]

I'm obnoxious and human. Does that count?

[mortemscintilla]

[ Tsk, Mr. Detactive. He's harmless. LOOK AT HIM. ]

So am I. [ In a fashion. ] Trust me, I've met way more obnoxious people. [ He works with the scum of the earth, back home. ]

[harrydresden]

[You don't want him looking too hard dude. That is a path they cannot undo]

You haven't seen me get into my groove yet.

[mortemscintilla]

[ ....okok look away now pls U///U ]

Are you scary in your groove?

[harrydresden]

Uh... well I suppose some people are scared, most of them just get really irritated.

[mortemscintilla]

Can you cast spells to turn them into cockroaches?

[ We have reached Nietzsche levels. ]

[harrydresden]

That's against the laws of magic.

[mortemscintilla]

Oh right.

But in most peoples' cases, the fear that a wizard might turn them into bugs should be enough.

[harrydresden]

It's all about what you broadcast man.

[mortemscintilla]

[ Too true. ]

Being the tallest person in the room probably helps too.

[harrydresden]

I know some short people who can clear a room in under thirty seconds.

[mortemscintilla]

I'm guessing their victims end up with terribly bruised shins.

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[harrydresden]

Haha! Don't tell Murph that.

[mortemscintilla]

Murph?

Who's that?

[harrydresden]

Friend from back home. 5' nothing and took down a plant monster with a chainsaw. She gets a little touchy about the height thing.