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teen wolf - isaac lahey

004 [Video]

The roof has serious objections to being fixed! I repeat, the roof, it does not want to be fixed! Home improvements are officially a no go!

[The picture focuses in on the roof of the cabin before the frame spins to show Isaac standing a little way away in the forest, speaking to the camera in a rather loud stage whisper.]

I seriously think I hurt the roof tiles feelings. At first the kept rearranging so I couldn't fix the stupid holes in the roof and then shouted at it that a roof doesn't actually work if it's full of holes and like seven tiles threw themselves off the roof before I could apologise! Suicidal roof tiles!

Oh and the roof, totally in a worse state than when I started.

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I really wanna call bullshit on this, but knowin' this place... you probably did hurt the roof tiles' feelings.

Yup, its completely, ridiculously true. I think they're plotting to bomb me with the chimney pots if I come too close.

Maybe you should just, uh... I mean, I'm not usually an advocate of running the hell away, but...

Yeah, sucks but I think I'm going to have to. Or else I'll just have even more work to do when everything goes back to normal.

And just, y'know, don't get killed. 'cause that'd be a shitty way to die.

It really would, if they do get me, you're in charge of making up something cooler and more heroic sounding than death by roof tiles.

All right. I'm gonna go with... gun battle. Complete with sawed off shotgun.

Sounds awesome, and the best thing about here is no one can say it's unrealistic.

See, it woulda been realistic for me back home. That's why I went with it.

You could ask them nicely?

[Says Bruce from his seat in a cafeteria where the chairs are currenly putting on a silent Broadway show in the background.]

[Sulkily] Or I could threaten to replace the whole roof if they don't behave.

How can you focus with all that going on? Its so annoying... [Isaac's eyes are just following the chairs dancing round in the background]

I have attention to spare, and they aren't singing.

Definitely something to be glad about. They'd probably be really high pitched, like when you push back too quickly and the legs scrape on the ground.

Don't give them any ideas. I did bring them a roomba that wouldn't leave me alone. It was too big for a trash can, and I was afraid the trash cans would spit it out anyway.

Then I'd have a mad roomba instead of a somewhat amorous one.