004 [Video]

[accidentalfugitive]

The roof has serious objections to being fixed!  I repeat, the roof, it does not want to be fixed!  Home improvements are officially a no go!

[The picture focuses in on the roof of the cabin before the frame spins to show Isaac standing a little way away in the forest, speaking to the camera in a rather loud stage whisper.]

I seriously think I hurt the roof tiles feelings.  At first the kept rearranging so I couldn't fix the stupid holes in the roof and then shouted at it that a roof doesn't actually work if it's full of holes and like seven tiles threw themselves off the roof before I could apologise!  Suicidal roof tiles!

Oh and the roof, totally in a worse state than when I started.  

Comments

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[trenchknives]

I really wanna call bullshit on this, but knowin' this place... you probably did hurt the roof tiles' feelings.

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[accidentalfugitive]

Yup, its completely, ridiculously true. I think they're plotting to bomb me with the chimney pots if I come too close.

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[trenchknives]

Maybe you should just, uh... I mean, I'm not usually an advocate of running the hell away, but...

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[hulkbusted]

You could ask them nicely?

[Says Bruce from his seat in a cafeteria where the chairs are currenly putting on a silent Broadway show in the background.]

[missrosetyler]

That just sounds completely nutters.

[dropkick]

Better luck tomorrow?

[lupusalpha]

Get off the roof.

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[accidentalfugitive]

Yeah, sucks but I think I'm going to have to. Or else I'll just have even more work to do when everything goes back to normal.

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[accidentalfugitive]

[Sulkily] Or I could threaten to replace the whole roof if they don't behave.

How can you focus with all that going on? Its so annoying... [Isaac's eyes are just following the chairs dancing round in the background]

[accidentalfugitive]

Everything about this place is nuts, the roof plotting against me is seriously the tip of the iceberg.

[accidentalfugitive]

I guess but that does mean sleeping under a roof that actively dislikes me. I might go and shout at it first, see if it'll behave.

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[hulkbusted]

I have attention to spare, and they aren't singing.

[accidentalfugitive]

Don't worry, I jumped down before they could start smashing each other across my head.

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[accidentalfugitive]

Definitely something to be glad about. They'd probably be really high pitched, like when you push back too quickly and the legs scrape on the ground.

[lupusalpha]

Curse?

[missrosetyler]

Next thing you know it'll be the pots and pans.

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[hulkbusted]

Don't give them any ideas. I did bring them a roomba that wouldn't leave me alone. It was too big for a trash can, and I was afraid the trash cans would spit it out anyway.

Then I'd have a mad roomba instead of a somewhat amorous one.

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[trenchknives]

And just, y'know, don't get killed. 'cause that'd be a shitty way to die.

[valentineluke]

You really must get ungrounded.

[dropkick]

If it's being uppity already, your chances don't sound too good.

Might be safer with a friend's place - if it's not cursed too anyway.

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[accidentalfugitive]

It really would, if they do get me, you're in charge of making up something cooler and more heroic sounding than death by roof tiles.

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[accidentalfugitive]

The trash can's are playing up as well? I'm staying in the forest. At least the trees don't seem to object to me.

[accidentalfugitive]

They're going to object to making dinner, aren't they?

[accidentalfugitive]

No, but it might make me feel better.

This is my friend's place. I live with him. And there's no way I'm going to to Youth Centre.

[accidentalfugitive]

I seriously hope so, and if not what the hell did you do to piss off the roof?

[accidentalfugitive]

Oh I am, don't worry it didn't last that long. I was just supposed to be working in the house.

[lupusalpha]

I haven't been up there in weeks, Isaac.

[accidentalfugitive]

Maybe that's why, maybe it feels unloved.

[lupusalpha]

Did you lose your mind up there?

[accidentalfugitive]

No... [sigh] I spend too much time with Stiles.

[lupusalpha]

I noticed.

[missrosetyler]

It's a possibility.

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[trenchknives]

All right. I'm gonna go with... gun battle. Complete with sawed off shotgun.

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[accidentalfugitive]

Sounds awesome, and the best thing about here is no one can say it's unrealistic.

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[trenchknives]

See, it woulda been realistic for me back home. That's why I went with it.

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[hulkbusted]

I'm not sure if I should have stayed in my cabin or not. I had a lot of stuff packed in there.