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[trenchknives]

[He's sitting at a table, pen in hand, trying to look professional. The pinstriped suit helps, as does the fedora set at a jaunty angle.]

Now. I know we had some marriages yesterday, and some prenups. And for those of you who actually went through with the marriage and might be regrettin' it, well...

[A big smile.]

I'm here to offer my services as a divorce lawyer. I promise you, I charge fair rates. And I'm damn good at it. Consider it. Nobody should have to be married to anybody they don't wanna be.

[This is a lie. He's never practiced law in his life. But hey, he can show you a degree if you really want to see it... a JD in Bullshit from the University of Totally Lying.]

Comments

[justamessenger]

Are you busy now?

[trenchknives]

Not at all.

[justamessenger]

Cool. I can be there is 30 seconds.

[trenchknives]

I'll believe that when I see it!

[justamessenger]

[I hope you're not easily shocked. Next time you turn around there is an angel behind you.]

Hi!

[trenchknives]

[He spins around, laughing.]

Okay, okay, you got me.

[justamessenger]

I have many, many skills.

[trenchknives]

I bet. And I'm sure I'm gonna see some more of 'em.

[justamessenger]

Hey now. At least buy me dinner first.

[trenchknives]

I'm still sadly lackin' in money. But I could maybe cook you dinner.

[justamessenger]

Ooooh, I like guys who can cook.

[trenchknives]

I dunno how good the cookin' is, but I think it's okay.

[justamessenger]

Don't worry, I'm easily impressed.

[trenchknives]

Oh, good. In that case, I'll have to try it sometime.

[A crooked grin.]

Now where're we going?

[justamessenger]

I told you, Xanadu. To see gryphons.

[trenchknives]

All right then! Sounds great.