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[trenchknives]

[He's sitting at a table, pen in hand, trying to look professional. The pinstriped suit helps, as does the fedora set at a jaunty angle.]

Now. I know we had some marriages yesterday, and some prenups. And for those of you who actually went through with the marriage and might be regrettin' it, well...

[A big smile.]

I'm here to offer my services as a divorce lawyer. I promise you, I charge fair rates. And I'm damn good at it. Consider it. Nobody should have to be married to anybody they don't wanna be.

[This is a lie. He's never practiced law in his life. But hey, he can show you a degree if you really want to see it... a JD in Bullshit from the University of Totally Lying.]

Comments

Re: video:

[charring]

None of the above, actually.

Re: video:

[trenchknives]

So why not? Just 'cause I'm a stranger. Lemme fix that. I'm Jimmy Darmody.

video - private:

[charring]

That word's been unlucky for me.

Charlie McGee. Pleasure to meet you.

Re: video - private:

[trenchknives]

[A pause, and then a nod.]

Yeah, me too. Didn't mean to be flippant about it.

Re: video - private:

[charring]

I'm not worried about your attitude. [She shrugs, raising an eyebrow.] I've met worse.

Re: video - private:

[trenchknives]

Well, good, 'cause I'm just a low level asshole usually.

Re: video - private:

[charring]

i think I can put up with that.

Re: video - private:

[trenchknives]

[He grins.]

Okay, good. I don't wanna run everyone off after I've so recently arrived.