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[errandry]

how many ways can you think of for lighting a flame? magic counts, I guess, as long as you know HOW it works in real words!





and that's not supposed to be a metaphor!

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[brobeforehos]

What I learnt in school - but we weren't taught how to make fire in the lab.

[errandry]

—wait, nothing? They don't even teach you combustibles or anything?

[brobeforehos]

Maybe. Why the need for fire?

1/2

[errandry]

I'm not burning anything down!

[errandry]

That denial came way too fast, huh.

[brobeforehos]

I feel a logical need to believe you, yes.

[errandry]

People keep jumping there before I can say anything, figured I oughta cover my bases!

[brobeforehos]

Well. Remember what I said about boys and fire.

[errandry]

I'll stamp 'em out before they burn anything, don't worry about it! The City's safe from me.

[brobeforehos]

That's a relief, that is.

[errandry]

Pretty sure I'd be a shitty villain anyway.