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[lupusalpha]

How is this even an argument? You get almost everything you wanted!

Just sign the damn prenup, Stilinski!

[Or he will bite your throat out. With his teeth.

But you can't have Isaac in the divorce.]

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[lupusalpha]

He's not a doll.

[studmuffin]

Did I say he was a doll? [ Pulling a face. ] You are an awful parent, somebody has to make sure Isaac doesn't end up becoming as grumpy and mean as you are.

[lupusalpha]

If his dad couldn't manage that, I'm not going to.

[studmuffin]

[ Sigh. ]

Dude, c'mon. You know you're not the greatest with emotional support.

[lupusalpha]

He's a big boy.

Sign.

[studmuffin]

There.

[ Flailing as though he wants to prove a point. ] That right there is why I'm not signing.

[lupusalpha]

Because I think he can handle himself?

[studmuffin]

No, that's not it. Hell, I know Isaac's totally capable, right? I mean he threatens me enough to be fine. But you're just all for smoothing over the cracks.

[ God, the pack is so emotionally stunted. ] He's not a child, but that doesn't mean he isn't a fucked up, dumb kid. You have to take that into consideration.

[lupusalpha]

I'm not having this conversation in public.

[studmuffin]

[ Thumping the palm of his hand to his forehead. ]

You don't want to have this conversation. Period.

[lupusalpha]

You're not going to give me a choice, so at least we can do it in person.

[studmuffin]

Dude, fine.

[lupusalpha]

I'll see you in ten minutes.

[studmuffin]

Ugh, fine.

[lupusalpha]

[He finds him ten minutes later, papers in hand]

[studmuffin]

Still not signing.

[lupusalpha]

Do you want to draw this out forever? You'll get fat and won't fit into your tux.

[studmuffin]

[ >O ] There's no romance in you, is there?

[lupusalpha]

Sign the prenup and I'll show you romance.

[studmuffin]

You're so lying.

[ Going cross-eyed. ] I can tell.

[lupusalpha]

[He's not bad at seduction. After all he did it to Erica. He moves so he's pinning Stiles to a wall, but without touching him, and there's a smile on his face]

I'm not.

[studmuffin]

Stop smiling.

[ Because it works, and he doesn't want to let up on this. ] It's creepy.

[lupusalpha]

You don't really think that.

[His smile is beautiful]

[studmuffin]

[ Fuck. ]

Blackmail isn't the way to do this y'know? Especially blackmail of the tall, dark and handsome variety.

[lupusalpha]

This isn't blackmail. It's incentive.

[He's presses his nose against Stiles' neck, scenting him]