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[lupusalpha]

How is this even an argument? You get almost everything you wanted!

Just sign the damn prenup, Stilinski!

[Or he will bite your throat out. With his teeth.

But you can't have Isaac in the divorce.]

Comments

audio:

[charring]

I don't get the point of a prenup.

[studmuffin]

Dude, no. You will break him. I get Isaac, I'm totally the best person to look out for him.

audio:

[lupusalpha]

To prevent a fight during the divorce.

[lupusalpha]

He's not a doll.

[brobeforehos]

Whoa, that's not conducive to the spark of romance or anything.

[lupusalpha]

It would be romantic if he just signed it.

[That's not how romance works, Derek....]

Re: audio:

[charring]

Are you expecting a divorce?

[brobeforehos]

Nnnn- you know, I don't think it would.

audio:

[lupusalpha]

[Oh my god are you related to Stiles]

It's just a precaution.

[lupusalpha]

Well he could just sign it anyway.

[brobeforehos]

Wow - the world has really changed.

audio:

[charring]

[Probably in some universe.]

It's a lame precaution.

[lupusalpha]

People sign prenups all the time.

audio:

[lupusalpha]

Good thing your opinion doesn't count in this, then.

Re: audio:

[charring]

Good thing. Good luck with it, by the way. The marriage and the prenup.

[studmuffin]

Did I say he was a doll? [ Pulling a face. ] You are an awful parent, somebody has to make sure Isaac doesn't end up becoming as grumpy and mean as you are.

[brobeforehos]

And nothing says 'I love you so much' like 'but sign this contract that states clauses to our very real love'.

[intheblanks]

Impasses this close to the wedding are a bad sign.

[lupusalpha]

If his dad couldn't manage that, I'm not going to.

[lupusalpha]

I told him he could have everything!

[Except Isaac.]

[lupusalpha]

If he would just stop being stubborn we wouldn't have an impasse.

[brobeforehos]

Rolling in the deep?

[intheblanks]

Right. Nice lateral thinking.

[lupusalpha]

What?

[lupusalpha]

He's not getting Isaac.