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[Now, would Nathan be left out on a curse like today? Of course not. He doesn't seem as bothered by his t-shirt as some citizens, not even bothering to zip up his hoodie to try and hide the message.

I SHAT MYSELF IN MY COFFIN AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT

He stretches out the material so it can be read clearly, then lets it go.]

Okay, so how many of you can spend days in a coffin without either taking a shit or having your bowels explode everywhere? I bet even the deities couldn't hold it that long.

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What were you doing in one? Had a fit of sudden death?

Why so keen on sudden death? I always thought you'd be more the type to get off on the slow, painful sort of deaths.

Simply asking.

I'm not the one who landed you in the coffin, after all.

But you are the one trying to get material you can wank over later.

Is that a crime?

[ Is he mocking or is he ... not? ]

Depends on where you are. Pretty sure it counts as necrophilia.

You say it like it's such a bad thing~

[ He's done creepy things to the corpses of teenage girls. ]

Oh, no. Don't let me talk you out of it. If you like having your dick infested by maggots I'm sure it's great.

To each their own.

That's what you always say. Right after you sink to a whole new level of creepy serial killer.

Took you awhile to ascertain that.

[ What did you think he was, Nathan? ;; ]

[Sob. Karl. Why do you have to do this to him?]

You know, serial killers don't usually tell people.

[ For the evulz? ]

The shy ones don't.

Fortunately I'm not shy at all.

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I don't know. Sounds more like you're bat shit crazy from where I'm standing.

Perceptive.

[ ...And true... ]

Not really. You don't exactly do a very good job of hiding it, now, do you?

I've never understood why one had to hide it. We are who we are.

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