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[A short clip, unintentional; a brave NPC seems to think Sif is his designated partner for the tango, so he catches her on her way home from a stroll. Starting position is as far as he goes.]

Refrain. [Afterwards, the device seemingly falls to the ground; the sounds of a struggle follow, albeit a pacific one, and then hurried steps: someone running away. The feed turns off.]

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[Not even five minutes later; there's only the silence the interior of a home can offer, and her clipped tone.] I do not dance. Just to make it clear.

Whether I can or cannot is an entirely different matter, but the important detail here is that I choose not to. Your Midgardian dances are strange and the hands of men who have imposed a dance on me thus far get too clammy for my tastes.

If this is a curse, I will await its ending where I do not risk offense. I advise whoever intends to visit to heed my warning.

[The feed ends.]

[ooc; Very unaffected.]

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You can come over to City Solutions if you want. I'm not dancing, for the record. I'm kind of enjoying watching the City from one of the balconies here.

Ah - well, if you are not dancing. The view from there is interesting, I can agree.

I am definitely not dancing. There are things the City isn't ready for, and among those things is Bruce Banner's patented geek dance.

I'll make sandwiches.

What does a 'geek' dance look like? [Is it like a tango, because she's not a fan of being yanked around by clumsy men, thank you.]

I must feed the animals, and will be on my way.

It looks like me making a fool of myself and I won't be demonstrating.

I'm not in any rush. I'll set the security system to let you in.

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Text Message / email / whatever Bruce has

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What of Asgardian dances? For that matter, what if a woman were to try her luck at a dance with you?

From what I have seen, the partnerships tend to be between man and woman here.

And what of Asgardian dances?

Well they needn't be. And you only mentioned Midgardian dances. What if someone were to ask for a lesson in a dance of Asgard?

A woman has yet to try. If one did, I suppose the result would be the same.

They would have to wait for a different instructor.

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"Midgardian"?

Earth.

.. does that make you an alien? What kind of dances aren't strange to you, then?

In a sense. The ones of my world.

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There's a reason their hands are clammy, M'Lady.

Surely you spot the hint.

Surely not.

But specifics are so vulgar.

Vulgar is being accosted as well.

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Sif, is this any way to lure a prospective unto yourself? Showing your grace and flourish with a dance would entice a more broad variety of partner than these threats of violence. There's a narrow window of person that finds those sorts of things attractive and they are likely not the kind you would prefer.

Or perhaps they are.

I am blocking you.

Tsk, you are too old for me. Or at least too tall. How awkward would that look?

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The tango is so overrated. The paso doble is a fun one though.

Fun - I will just watch.

Ballet, then?

More graceful - and you have extolled the dance to me before, but I have not seen it. As I do not see myself trying it.

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