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[asofwar]

[A short clip, unintentional; a brave NPC seems to think Sif is his designated partner for the tango, so he catches her on her way home from a stroll. Starting position is as far as he goes.]

Refrain. [Afterwards, the device seemingly falls to the ground; the sounds of a struggle follow, albeit a pacific one, and then hurried steps: someone running away. The feed turns off.]

AUDIO; PUBLIC

[Not even five minutes later; there's only the silence the interior of a home can offer, and her clipped tone.] I do not dance. Just to make it clear.

Whether I can or cannot is an entirely different matter, but the important detail here is that I choose not to. Your Midgardian dances are strange and the hands of men who have imposed a dance on me thus far get too clammy for my tastes.

If this is a curse, I will await its ending where I do not risk offense. I advise whoever intends to visit to heed my warning.

[The feed ends.]

[ooc; Very unaffected.]

Comments

[doeswhathewants]

It was a jest. A jest. Mostly.

Did you break it? Mortal healing does lack.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Mostly? Define 'mostly'.

I did. A couple times. And it was all worth it.

[doeswhathewants]

Well, that is all that matters, then, is it not?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Well, now I don't know. The guy older me has a crush on thinks my nose needs changing.

[See, she's just being bitchy, now.]

I'm not sure how to handle this.

[doeswhathewants]

This is being blown ridiculously out of proportion, I do not think your nose requires changing.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Promise?

[doeswhathewants]

You have my sincerest vow.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

If I hear you've said anything about my nose or anything, I'm going to stop talking to you.

[doeswhathewants]

Mindy.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Serrure.

[doeswhathewants]

Okay.

That was a terrible thing of me to say and I apologize.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

...

[fuck.]

I forgive you.

[doeswhathewants]

Thank you.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

You're welcome.