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[asofwar]

[A short clip, unintentional; a brave NPC seems to think Sif is his designated partner for the tango, so he catches her on her way home from a stroll. Starting position is as far as he goes.]

Refrain. [Afterwards, the device seemingly falls to the ground; the sounds of a struggle follow, albeit a pacific one, and then hurried steps: someone running away. The feed turns off.]

AUDIO; PUBLIC

[Not even five minutes later; there's only the silence the interior of a home can offer, and her clipped tone.] I do not dance. Just to make it clear.

Whether I can or cannot is an entirely different matter, but the important detail here is that I choose not to. Your Midgardian dances are strange and the hands of men who have imposed a dance on me thus far get too clammy for my tastes.

If this is a curse, I will await its ending where I do not risk offense. I advise whoever intends to visit to heed my warning.

[The feed ends.]

[ooc; Very unaffected.]

Comments

[infernoandhearth]

Oh, hallo. Maybe you'll be so lucky as to swap with me again. The offer still stands: especially so now. Did you even take advantage of it the last time.

[hulkbusted]

Did I ask for your input?

[infernoandhearth]

Have you ever asked for my input? I'm still giving it. As I gave you a chance to do whatever you wanted. Ought I to have sent someone along? I did look like you, there is always bait and switch...

Private

[hulkbusted]

Stop. Now. You're as bad as Loki.

Private

[infernoandhearth]

Oh, probably. It doesn't change the fact you've not slept with anyone for five years. [Wait...] Does the Hulk come out for wanking? I would have checked but you forbade me.

Private

[hulkbusted]

We are not having this discussion.

Private

[infernoandhearth]

Well, I'm TRYING to. You're not being very helpful. What if I turned into a woman?

Private

[hulkbusted]

[See Bruce's eyes get very wide before the connection is terminated.]

Text Message / email / whatever Bruce has

[infernoandhearth]

A lady Hulk?

Text (he has it all)

[hulkbusted]

LEAVE IT ALONE

Text

[infernoandhearth]

[After some pondering]

Another male Hulk?

Text

[hulkbusted]

I'm blocking you for the rest of the weekend. I'll call you on Monday and I don't want to hear a word, allusion, or question about my sex life.

Text

[infernoandhearth]

Technically, you're not hearing anything right now. Unless you're reading my texts aloud.

If you're not taking up any of my immensely reasonable offers, why are you calling me Monday?

Text

[hulkbusted]

I have more sensors for you.

Text

[infernoandhearth]

For the sewers again?

Text

[hulkbusted]

No. We'll talk about it Monday.

Text

[infernoandhearth]

I shall anticipate it the rest of the weekend.