pigtailsbutterflyknives: (mindy: you're an idiot)
Mindy ([personal profile] pigtailsbutterflyknives) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-09-15 02:17 pm

video:

[Well, Mindy sure looks annoyed. She's glaring at the camera as she speaks, arms crossed over her chest and she's wearing a ball gown. Yep. Cursed.]

My dance partner sucks. I want a new one. How hard is it to take into consideration I'm barely fifty inches tall and he's a fucking giant? He keeps stepping on my feet and bitching about me being in his way.

[This is actually bullshit. Andrew Ryan is an excellent dancer. She's just being a brat. She's That Kid at the beauty pageants who everyone ends up hating because they're a snot.]

I've seen rocks with better dance skills.

[And she turns the feed off, but not before a trace of a smirk is caught on video.]
rianofski: (But it won't make it any easier to see)

Re: Action

[personal profile] rianofski 2012-09-16 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
That remains to be seen.

[He starts whistling the refrain from Sing Sing Sing.]

Now, I imagine you can work with something like that. Simple, really. Even a child could do it.

[A slight smirk.]

You'll need to be quick on your feet. My part will go a little like this...

[He demonstrates his moves (from about 0:16 to 0:30 in the video), showing that he's actually a pretty decent dancer, even if it looks a bit awkward without a partner.]

Now, before I make a fool of myself demonstrating your moves, let's see if you can just copy what I did.
rianofski: (It's hard to do but they taste sweet)

Re: Action

[personal profile] rianofski 2012-09-16 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I do have to bitch about everything. My entire immune system is powered by bitching, and if I cease to complain about something, I could suffer serious health repercussions.

[He's just staring at her blandly as he says all of this. He kind of wishes it were true.]

Now, unless you have a similar problem, stop complaining about your dress, and start learning your steps. Watch this.

[He imitates the girl part of the routine, obviously not enjoying it nearly as much.]

Now do that.
rianofski: (Default)

Re: Action

[personal profile] rianofski 2012-09-16 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Not bad. You can put more spirit into it, though. Don't you want to win? Admittedly, this is a ridiculous curse, but at least we'd get something tangible out of it. I want to see more bounce in your step. More energy. I'm sure you have it in you.

[A pause.]

Now, let's try those things together.

[He holds out his hand to her, waiting for her to take it so they can rehearse their parts at the same time.]