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[gotashortfuse]

[Hello there City. Have a nice aerial view of Raphael's house. It's so nice isn't? All put together and lovely? Well, that's about to change as a giant ass SKULL drops down onto the roof, smashing through it. There's some laughter behind the camera before the device falls through the hole and lands facing up towards the sky.

Through the hole, an angel flies in with fiery red hair and a big grin on his face. He lifts his googles up onto the top of his head as he crouches and looks in.]

HEY RAPHAEL, YA DAMN BASTARD! PUT ON SOMETHING TA DRINK BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE TONIGHT!

[Dropping in, he makes his wings vanish and picks up his device to grin down at it.]

Alright all ya shit heads and assholes. It's about time I came back and put ya all in line. So get ready because the great and wonderful Michael-sama is back to kick your asses.

[A pause as he remembers something.]

Oh yeah. And if you're really cool maybe I'll get you a present. Maybe. Raphael's gettin' first pick though.

Comments

[beyourarmy]

I don't need a present, you idiot! Where the hell were you? I was looking everywhere for you.

[gotashortfuse]

Underground killin' monsters!

[beyourarmy]

I looked down there and couldn't find you. Damn thing is vast.

...you do kinda bring back presents like a cat. You hungry?

[gotashortfuse]

Hey! I'm not a cat!

[Pouty face. But...]

What food?

[beyourarmy]

You kinda act like one.

Any food! [Because you feed cats when they come home, right?] Like a buffet with lots of meat.

[gotashortfuse]

Do not!

Hey! That sounds really good! Let's go!

[beyourarmy]

They leave for ages and you don't hear from them. Then they show up out of the blue with presents. Yes, you do.

Good! I'll meet you at the fountain and show you where it is. My treat.

[gotashortfuse]

The great Michael-sama is not a cat, ya jerk!

Coming!

[beyourarmy]

A cat with wings~!

I'll be waiting, then.

[gotashortfuse]

That just sounds fucking stupid, dumbass.

[BUT HE IS TOTALLY FLYING TO THE FOUNTAIN ANYWAY BECAUSE HE HASN'T HAD FOOD IN AWHILE OKAY.]

[beyourarmy]

It would sound stupid, dipshit, if you didn't act like one.

[And he's totally waiting, planning on watching a lot of money vanish tonight. Grinning.]

[gotashortfuse]

I don't act like one, asshole.

[Dropping down and punching him playfully now. He's too happy to be annoyed!]

[beyourarmy]

[Just. Laughs. Not even a playful punch back, because that was akin to a cat come by and trying for a swipe with claws.]

Have you ever spent time around a cat, Michael? And come on, this way.

[Leading.]

[gotashortfuse]

Charlie has a cat I think.

[He mostly plays with the fox though so he doesn't really remember.]

[beyourarmy]

Yeah, she does. But she has quite a few pets.

[Loves visiting her because of that, and she feeds him.]

[gotashortfuse]

I only play with Phantom. He's the one I got her so he's the best.

[Poking Setsuna's side.] Hey how far?

[beyourarmy]

Phantom's cool. But I like all her pets.

[Grins and puts his hands on Michael's shoulders to point him in the direction of a sign. It's still a few shops down.] It's that place there, so not much further.

[gotashortfuse]

[Blinking then grinning.]

Let's go then!

[beyourarmy]

You really are hungry, huh? [Going a little faster now.]

[gotashortfuse]

I don't remember when I last ate actually.

[beyourarmy]

[Blink.]

[Goes up behind Mika to push him towards the restaurant.] Get the hell in there, then! It's not good to go without eating for long.

[gotashortfuse]

[Blinking because woah it's like Setsuna is worried or something!]

It's not that big a deal. I forget ta eat all the time!

[Yeah...he's shit at taking care of himself.]

[beyourarmy]

How do you even survive....

You know, Michael, I don't know how it is for angels, but with humans, if they don't eat regularly and well, they don't GROW. Means they don't get taller.

[Yes, idiot angel, he's worried.]

[gotashortfuse]

[And he turns around to give him a sharp kick to the leg.]

ARE YOU CALLING ME SHORT?

[beyourarmy]

[Moves his leg so he doesn't get the full force of the kick.]

Yep. That's not all of what I'm saying, though.

I'm also saying, maybe, if you feed yourself better you might grow some. Don't you want that?