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[gotashortfuse]

[Hello there City. Have a nice aerial view of Raphael's house. It's so nice isn't? All put together and lovely? Well, that's about to change as a giant ass SKULL drops down onto the roof, smashing through it. There's some laughter behind the camera before the device falls through the hole and lands facing up towards the sky.

Through the hole, an angel flies in with fiery red hair and a big grin on his face. He lifts his googles up onto the top of his head as he crouches and looks in.]

HEY RAPHAEL, YA DAMN BASTARD! PUT ON SOMETHING TA DRINK BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE TONIGHT!

[Dropping in, he makes his wings vanish and picks up his device to grin down at it.]

Alright all ya shit heads and assholes. It's about time I came back and put ya all in line. So get ready because the great and wonderful Michael-sama is back to kick your asses.

[A pause as he remembers something.]

Oh yeah. And if you're really cool maybe I'll get you a present. Maybe. Raphael's gettin' first pick though.

Comments

[beyourarmy]

How do you even survive....

You know, Michael, I don't know how it is for angels, but with humans, if they don't eat regularly and well, they don't GROW. Means they don't get taller.

[Yes, idiot angel, he's worried.]

[gotashortfuse]

[And he turns around to give him a sharp kick to the leg.]

ARE YOU CALLING ME SHORT?

[beyourarmy]

[Moves his leg so he doesn't get the full force of the kick.]

Yep. That's not all of what I'm saying, though.

I'm also saying, maybe, if you feed yourself better you might grow some. Don't you want that?

[gotashortfuse]

[FORGET FOOD. BEATING UP TIME.]

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YER FACE IN!

[beyourarmy]

Michael, you're missing the point.

[Puts a hand out.]

[gotashortfuse]

What point! You said I'm short and I'm not! I'm the wonderful Michael of Fire!

[...Don't ask.]

[beyourarmy]

The point is...do you want to get taller so people stop saying that or not?

[He's learned not to even bother with that part, yes.]

[gotashortfuse]

I can't, you ass! My powers are developed already!

[beyourarmy]

You sure about that? You sure something isn't just stunting you?

[gotashortfuse]

THAT IS NOT HOW WE WORK, YOU OVERTALL FREAK!

[...Okay so Setsuna isn't actually a giant but THE INSULT SOUNDED GOOD IN HIS HEAD.]

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[beyourarmy]

[Blink.]

That's more like Uriel or Senpai.

[beyourarmy]

[Grin.]

You really think I'm tall?

[gotashortfuse]

SHUT UP!

[beyourarmy]

[Grinning forever.]

Come on, let's go eat. You need food, remember?

[gotashortfuse]

Topic changer.

[beyourarmy]

[Shrug.]

What else is there to talk about? You are what you are. No one else's fault but yours if you let it get to you.

[gotashortfuse]

Shut up! You're not my therapist!

[beyourarmy]

Trust me. I wouldn't WANT to be your therapist.

You gonna eat or not?

[gotashortfuse]

Oh yeah. Food.

[Distracted and wandering in now.]

[beyourarmy]

[He's tall by someone's standards, and they aren't Japanese! Yeah, he's grinning as he follows.]

See that? You can get whatever you at that bar. It's all you can eat, too.

[gotashortfuse]

Hey, there's a lot here.

[Hope you have a lot of money, Setsuna, because Mika is piling on the food.]

[beyourarmy]

[That's why he picked a buffet - pay once, all you can eat.]

Yep. Take whatever you want, just try to leave some of each thing for the next guest.

[gotashortfuse]

Ah shut it. If they want something they should get it.

[beyourarmy]

[Setsuna just laughs and goes to get himself something before Michael eats it all.]

[gotashortfuse]

[Mika has decided that right there on the counter is a good place to eat his very full plate of food. Yep. It's delicious too.]