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[gotashortfuse]

[Hello there City. Have a nice aerial view of Raphael's house. It's so nice isn't? All put together and lovely? Well, that's about to change as a giant ass SKULL drops down onto the roof, smashing through it. There's some laughter behind the camera before the device falls through the hole and lands facing up towards the sky.

Through the hole, an angel flies in with fiery red hair and a big grin on his face. He lifts his googles up onto the top of his head as he crouches and looks in.]

HEY RAPHAEL, YA DAMN BASTARD! PUT ON SOMETHING TA DRINK BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE TONIGHT!

[Dropping in, he makes his wings vanish and picks up his device to grin down at it.]

Alright all ya shit heads and assholes. It's about time I came back and put ya all in line. So get ready because the great and wonderful Michael-sama is back to kick your asses.

[A pause as he remembers something.]

Oh yeah. And if you're really cool maybe I'll get you a present. Maybe. Raphael's gettin' first pick though.

Comments

action, 1/...3

[bedsidemanners]

[oh no]

[oh noooo]

[bedsidemanners]

[his house had never looked so nice before]

[it will never look so nice again]

[bedsidemanners]

[and.. now to try and discuss the skull.]

[if there's any way to discuss it.]

[since it's the ele skull in the middle of the living room.]

.... Did you have to drop that thing on top of the house?

[gotashortfuse]

Hey! How ya doin'? Miss me?

[He grins then pockets his device while he leans on the skull.]

And yeah. It wasn't going ta fight through the door you know.

[valentineluke]

Perfect timing. Boredom immobilized Raphael. He maybe heavier since you last saw him.

[gotashortfuse]

Eh? Immobilized him?

[bedsidemanners]

... I'm not quite sure yet.

[staring from the skull, to mika, to the new sunroof.]

What am I even going to do with it?

[gotashortfuse]

Decoration? Was the coolest one I killed.

[MAKES SENSE TO HIM OKAY.]

[valentineluke]

See for yourself.

[gotashortfuse]

[TL;DR is all that goes through his head.]

That's it?

1/3

[beyourarmy]

video;

[beyourarmy]

MICHAEL!!

[valentineluke]

Going to let him lay around and do nothing but get fat? Some friend you are.

[beyourarmy]

I don't need a present, you idiot! Where the hell were you? I was looking everywhere for you.

[gotashortfuse]

And I give a shit about what you say...why?

[gotashortfuse]

Underground killin' monsters!

[beyourarmy]

I looked down there and couldn't find you. Damn thing is vast.

...you do kinda bring back presents like a cat. You hungry?

[gotashortfuse]

Hey! I'm not a cat!

[Pouty face. But...]

What food?

[beyourarmy]

You kinda act like one.

Any food! [Because you feed cats when they come home, right?] Like a buffet with lots of meat.

[valentineluke]

Sound reluctant. Maybe it's because you can't do anything to help.

[gotashortfuse]

Do not!

Hey! That sounds really good! Let's go!

[gotashortfuse]

Do anything? Sounds like he's actually doin' something right ta me.

[beyourarmy]

They leave for ages and you don't hear from them. Then they show up out of the blue with presents. Yes, you do.

Good! I'll meet you at the fountain and show you where it is. My treat.

[gotashortfuse]

The great Michael-sama is not a cat, ya jerk!

Coming!

[bedsidemanners]

... I suppose my coffee table's already been sacrificed, so..

[WINCING.]

Were you in the Underground the entire time?