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[Hello there City. Have a nice aerial view of Raphael's house. It's so nice isn't? All put together and lovely? Well, that's about to change as a giant ass SKULL drops down onto the roof, smashing through it. There's some laughter behind the camera before the device falls through the hole and lands facing up towards the sky.

Through the hole, an angel flies in with fiery red hair and a big grin on his face. He lifts his googles up onto the top of his head as he crouches and looks in.]

HEY RAPHAEL, YA DAMN BASTARD! PUT ON SOMETHING TA DRINK BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE TONIGHT!

[Dropping in, he makes his wings vanish and picks up his device to grin down at it.]

Alright all ya shit heads and assholes. It's about time I came back and put ya all in line. So get ready because the great and wonderful Michael-sama is back to kick your asses.

[A pause as he remembers something.]

Oh yeah. And if you're really cool maybe I'll get you a present. Maybe. Raphael's gettin' first pick though.

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[oh no]

[oh noooo]

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[his house had never looked so nice before]

[it will never look so nice again]

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[and.. now to try and discuss the skull.]

[if there's any way to discuss it.]

[since it's the ele skull in the middle of the living room.]

.... Did you have to drop that thing on top of the house?

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Hey! How ya doin'? Miss me?

[He grins then pockets his device while he leans on the skull.]

And yeah. It wasn't going ta fight through the door you know.

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... I'm not quite sure yet.

[staring from the skull, to mika, to the new sunroof.]

What am I even going to do with it?

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Decoration? Was the coolest one I killed.

[MAKES SENSE TO HIM OKAY.]

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... I suppose my coffee table's already been sacrificed, so..

[WINCING.]

Were you in the Underground the entire time?

[gotashortfuse]

The monsters get bigger the further down you go! Like huge as dragons!

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Somehow I got that impression.

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Hey! Where's the drinks? I told ya ta get some out.

[Wandering off to go get them himself.]

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[giving the skull a dirty look before following him into the kitchen, shaking his head]

You were gone for about a month, you know.

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[Sitting on the counter with a bottle. He doesn't even know what it is but he's going to open it now.]

So?

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[probably raph's nice wine for the company he barely has]

Is there anything you want to be filled in on?

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Why did shit happen?

[Watch him drink that nice wine right out of the bottle.]

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[PUT THAT DOWN, MIKA.]

[as raphael quickly floats down some glasses from up above the pantry, zooming it towards him in the vain hope he'll take a hint--]

No, nothing you'd be interested in.

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Nice glasses.

[STILL DRINKING FROM THE BOTTLE THANKS.]

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They'd look better with something in them.

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Probably.

[He holds the bottle out and ignores the glasses.] Want some?

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[rolling his eyes]

Just pour me some.

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Just drink it. You're not at some fancy shitty party.

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But it is my wine.

[gotashortfuse]

Good stuff too.

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[attempts to snatch the bottle]

[and drink it from a nice glass like a civilized person]

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[Blinking.]

What's the point of the glass? It'll all go down the same?

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Presentation.