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[sickbeat]

hahaha
sucks to be you guys

[ooc | Tags will be slow because I SHOULD be studying right now whoops.]

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[This cursed individual doesn't seem to think so. In fact, the mini-pincher looks happy right now. What better disguise than a total shapeshift?]

permatext

[sickbeat]

pfft
except you i guess
you look fucking ecstatic
and if its because you think i have a bag of scooby snacks then you are dead wrong dude

Re: permatext

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

KJDHjhkdsjkhfasuySDFIUS [Okay so Mindy tried to text back something along the lines of 'fuck you, dipshit' because she's mindy. what else would she text in a situation like this. So, since it's still video on her end, she's glaring in her own doggy way.]

[sickbeat]

hahaha
okay so no scooby snacks
how about some beggin strips or whatever theyre called

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[merespark]

Aw, c'mon, show some compassion.

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[sickbeat]

hey i am full of fucking compassion
i am also full of nice crispy vindication burgers that are kind of overwhelming any chance i ever had at sympathizing

[primrosella]

Oh, honestly, I don't think there's any need to make things worse like that, you know.

[sickbeat]

not stating anything that isnt already obvious
facts are free game for public service announcements like this one

[primrosella]

Perhaps so, but there's no need to rub it in. To say nothing of the fact that someone might remember this and do the same to you on a day when you find yourself under an awful curse, yourself.

[sickbeat]

too late
my first day here wasnt exactly a walk in the park

[primrosella]

Oh, wasn't it? What was your first curse, then?

[sickbeat]

ugh
do i have to say it
id even prefer to just link you to the post than describe the moment when it slowly dawned on me that my dudeness rights got revoked

text; from mr. orange

[fuckingbaretta]

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[sickbeat]

cat got your tongue?

text ][ I'll placehold if I want to placehold.

[errandry]

what's this, a challenge to the City to hit you harder?

text ][ /placeholds your mom

[sickbeat]

i got the feeling the curses were more random than that
the whole vindictive deities thing being just some elaborate and desperate need to pin the blame on someone

text ][ stop flashing back to last night.

[errandry]

that's what you say NOW. something's gotta be tailoring this stuff for maximum effect!

text ][ /placeholds your sister

[sickbeat]

so when youre a bad boy
maybe you cussed the deities out for being raging douchelords
or maybe you spat in their precious fucking useless fountain
do you notice you get cursed more often or what
i need evidence kazu

text ][ /scrubs all your review memories out of your mind

[errandry]

I dunno, you wanna test that? it's just stuff like the scariest guy I know getting cursed with cutesy stuff all the time.

text ][ /FAILS LIFE. MOOCHES OFF YOU.

[sickbeat]

yeah that seems to be a huge pattern around here and its getting sort of problematic
something to consider though
maybe i will test it out

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[firstaid]

You mean the fact that everyone is a dog?

[Even the curses hate her! She wants to be a dog!]

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[sickbeat]

unless you count having to beg for scooby snacks and fight off flees and ass sniffers an awesome way to spend your day

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[firstaid]

Excuse me? What are 'scooby snacks'?

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[sickbeat]

here
you better sit down before you watch that though
the festering terrible 90s animation is kind of notoriously overwhelming

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[firstaid]

So Scooby is the dog, and he got a 'scooby snack' if they caught a villain? How interesting. It's also quite interesting the dog can laugh, though I suppose this is a work of fiction, correct?