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[doeswhathewants]

Harry, I have completed the assigned tasks of video watching.

The incredibly long six movies of the War of Stars was somewhat ... well, it leaves many questions. In attempting to avoid one's destiny, one actually fulfills it? Disturbing implications, I must say, all things considered.

As for the Kid of Karate, one ought to solve all problems with violence in a contained arena? That is a very Aesir sentiment, and I am sure there is some human moral about not giving up despite being smaller than your opponent in that message as well, but in truth, I prefer not getting my hands dirty in such a way.

Although, now I do better understand some of the internet memes that I had previously studied on the 4chan.

[Thoughtful, pensive, tapping a finger to the side of his jaw, then shrugging] Serrure, out! [Then clicking off the feed.]

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[doeswhathewants]

Obviously, but this was an assignment .

[infernoandhearth]

Then they're probably his favorite films.

[doeswhathewants]

He said they would help explain things during my apprenticeship to him.

[infernoandhearth]

[Computer keys click for a moment as Luke looks up The Karate Kid on the City equivalent of wikipedia.]

Perhaps it's because they both involve a mentor and their student. He wants you to see him as an Obi Wan or Mr. Miyagi figure. Or he'd like you to paint his house and he doesn't want you to complain.

[doeswhathewants]

Huh.

Well, so long as he does not chop off my appendages and shove me in lava...

[infernoandhearth]

[Pause...]

I've not seen that part.

[doeswhathewants]

Thus the origins of Darth Vader.

[infernoandhearth]

If Obi Wan is that dreadful of a mentor, I hate to think what will become of Luke Skywalker.